One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of his angels to go to earth for a time. When the angel returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down another angel to get a second opinion."
So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time, too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. So he decided to email the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the email said?
Oh! You didn't get one?!
2007-06-22 02:26:10 · 10 answers · asked by LadyG 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Glad I could make you all smile! TGIF
2007-06-22 05:25:07 · update #1
that's clever a star from the angels!
2007-06-22 02:30:06 · answer #1 · answered by George G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no outside force or agency that determines the outcome of mankind's existence. Therefore God does not answer emails. Because God does not exist.
2016-05-17 09:23:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It said Lady G wants to give you 10 points cause your such a nice guy.
PS> Got another email today.Asked if I had received my 10 points yet. Sorry, but I sent it back and said no not yet.
2007-06-22 18:46:17 · answer #3 · answered by don_steele54 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes I know what the e-mail is b'coz I got 1 but sorry I can't tell u b'coz if u would have been in those 5% people than u would also b knoing the mail-but still it is a good 1
2007-06-22 02:56:36 · answer #4 · answered by unknown 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! I wish I could receive one too.
Alas, I am not the top 5%
But I am still glad God is with me always, I guess that matters most!
:)
2007-06-26 01:37:30 · answer #5 · answered by Kay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-22 02:29:43 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats such a good one! LOL! i want to give you ********************** but i can only give you *. sry! That is so funny! LOL! good one! best answer?
2007-06-22 04:14:50 · answer #7 · answered by Erica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got it! (95%!)
2007-06-22 02:33:22 · answer #8 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call me stupid, but I don't get it, =( *sob*
2007-06-22 04:09:31 · answer #9 · answered by jelkatct 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. good one! :D
2007-06-22 02:29:26 · answer #10 · answered by Joka B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋