She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton!
Keep reading-they get better!!!
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
2007-06-22 01:22:31 · 8 answers · asked by chloe1st 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man,
"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
2007-06-22 01:23:38 · update #1
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
2007-06-22 01:24:06 · update #2
yep, he's on the back of the milk carton. wonder where she hid the body
Fourth Husband
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
2007-06-22 01:30:47 · answer #1 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's the sign of a smart successful woman!!! I'm glad my woman won't take my remote control!!!! What agony to her poor guy!!!!
Thanks for the laugh!!!
2007-06-22 15:57:23 · answer #2 · answered by rc 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones, just too many to rate or make a comment on.
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2007-06-23 07:02:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good points. Ha Ha!
2007-06-22 02:50:01 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awesome you just got starred
2007-06-22 01:34:16 · answer #5 · answered by snafu 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is soooooooooo cool. Go, girls!!
2007-06-22 02:45:23 · answer #6 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha.. nice one, chloe.. *hug*
2007-06-22 09:25:18 · answer #7 · answered by sammi kitten 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol... very good Chloe... Men... huh...!!
2007-06-22 02:03:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋