I just sent a couple of Jehovahs Witnesses away from my front door, they may be knocking on yours next.
2007-06-21 23:47:42 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hahahaha!! They wont like calling on me - I used to be one!!! I got chucked out -'disfellowshipped'! They just turn and walk away when I tell them!! Lol!!
It was a long time ago!!!!!!
Go to the door with blood on your hands and tell them you're in the middle of sacrificing your cat to satan - soon gets rid!! Hahahaha!!
2007-06-22 00:29:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thanks for the warning. I'll keep my TV down low so they'll think i'm asleep or something. I have nothing against them and their religion but I hate the way they try to force thier religion upon others. Thats just not right. It should be illegal! They should find another way to spread thier word that doesn't include knocking on strangers doors. =D
2007-06-21 23:51:01 · answer #2 · answered by powerpuffcutie24™ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cheers. I'll tell them I'm busy, in sign language. (I'm not pretending to be deaf, I AM Deaf!!)
Smile... many Jehovah Witnesses learn sign language so they can communicate with deaf people, so pretending to be deaf won't do any good. They will sign to you.
Here's one strategy which worked. I knew this man who warmly welcomed Jehovah witnesses inside his house. He gave them tea and biscuits, and asked them if they would like to listen to him play the guitar. No problem they said. This man started to play death metal music, with satanist tunes. (I'm sure you understand what this means) Needless to say, the visitors made their excuses and left, never to return.
No point being aggressive to Jehovah witnesses. They're just people with a mission to covert the world. They're used to aggro. They're not prepared for friendly non-resistance of the form described above.
2007-06-22 00:00:49 · answer #3 · answered by Balaboo 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Oh don't worry, I already blocked the front gate with a trash can. There was already someone else I was expecting that I don't want to talk to...
2007-06-21 23:50:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!! Took me 3 years to get rid of the last set!!! Ya I moved and besides I can't be a wittiness.
I never saw the accident, so can't be one... ;-)
I have a good mind to report you for threatening us good people! LOL
2007-06-21 23:55:11 · answer #5 · answered by Bluelady... 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol - thanks for the warning, but i doubt they'll be knocking on my door..... unless they fancy a long journey. it's a sod of a long way from where u are to where i live. ;)
2007-06-22 10:30:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thatnks for the warning, I'll just pretend to be deaf.
2007-06-21 23:51:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Thank you, (shutting the curtains, closing the door, turning on the stereo real loud.)♥j
2007-06-22 00:04:13 · answer #8 · answered by *queenfairy1*Antioch California 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If you live in the US, that is just adding insult to injury! I would bet the devil out of them with my baseball bat if they came around at 6:50 am and annoyed me with all their crap!
2007-06-21 23:54:13 · answer #9 · answered by Catherine R 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I just play Shout at The Devil by Motley Crue as loud as possible and they skip my home altogether. hehehe
2007-06-21 23:51:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋