I have many, but most recent was a few weeks ago when I had to go to a store training. I work at Home Depot and went to a different store in their training room. I sat down with my coffee and leaned back. The room was filled with guys in suits. A few minutes later they all started introducing themselves to me. When I looked to the other corner of the room I saw my store's manager. Then realized that they were in a huge multi-district managers meetings with 5 or 6 district managers. They all laughed at me when I figured it out, and I stood up and said "I was just practicing for when I get one of your jobs"
2007-06-21 20:07:15
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answered by GreekQT 4
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Hands down this is the most embarrassing thing ever!!! I don't know anyone so I'll tell all of you because it's hilarious.
So I'm getting dressed to go grocery shopping and I always get dolled up to go everywhere. I put on some short linen short and tank top, make-up, and some cute shoes. Thinking I'm looking fly I'm off to the grocery store. I usually make a few stops, I go to a couple Latin grocery stores and a wholesale store. Today I opted only for the two Latin stores. I am walking around just shopping away. I get to the second store and notice I'm getting alot of looks. I think, dang I know I look good but geez get over it people. I see this lady waiting in the meat department and she is wearing beach flip flops a bikini and a Budweiser t-shirt with large slits on the side and in my head I'm thinking. "She is crazy for wearing that, it is so trashy." Any-who, I finish my shopping and I get home, and start unloading my groceries. My husband comes out to help and I am bent over the trunk of my car as my neighbors wave hi, I turn around and say hello as usual. I walk in and I am letting my husband know how well and what all I bought. I am bent over putting some groceries away and he tells me, " what's on the back of your shorts?" I say what do you mean?" He says, "there is something on your shorts, I thought maybe I leaned up on something. I immediately reached towards my *** and my shorts were ripped from the top of my butt crack to the bottom!!!!!!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!!!! I was walking around ever where with torn shorts. I don't know where they tore, how they tore or what happened. I had checked my clothes before I left and everything was OK, I get home and my shorts were completely torn from the top to the bottom of my butt crack!!! HELLO of course all these guys are gonna be checking out my ***... here I think I'm looking all cute, and they're looking at my white ***!! Oh man, I couldn't stop laughing. I still have the shorts, I have them in my closet to show people how bad the tear ring on them was. I didn't even feel a breeze! I don't know, maybe my butt was so cold it was numb? I don't know what the heck happened... it's a mystery to this day.
Later I think back to the Budweiser lady and think, at least whe wasn't showing her butt crack!
There is my story, hope you got a laugh... beware, don't let this happen to you!!!!!!! Especially in a Latin store where the men love to look at you anyways. I have not wanted to go back since. How embarrassing...
2007-06-21 20:22:16
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answered by egomezz007 4
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hmm my maximum imbarrasing 2nd lol I surely have lots of those!! ok I surely have an older brother and he's magnificent at soccer, and he has this coach, particularly stable acquaintances with my mothers and dads, and my mom used to artwork with him. besides he grew to become into my instructor final 300 and sixty 5 days for technology, and he continually picked on me in school because of the fact i'm austins sister. So my mom and that i've got been out procuring, and that i went to victorias secrets and strategies to get some bra's lol and that i went to circulate practice my mom those i offered, and that i didnt see the coach status there, and he laughed and grew to become into like very constructive!! my instructor and day after today in college he grew to become into like ohh how grew to become into procuring lol!! i grew to become into sooo imbarrsed!!
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answered by ? 4
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I volunteered to be one of the participants in a hypnotist show at my university halls of residence. Prior to the show, there had been an offer for Murphy's bitter at the hall bar, so naturally I indulged myself. However, when I came to be hypnotised I ended up throwing up in front of several hundred of my fellow residents - including a girl whom I was trying to impress.
2007-06-21 20:13:03
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answered by Anonymous
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Only one? :-) When my daughter was 4 yrs old we were eating at a restaurant. We had a good waitress, although we noticed she had a HUGE nose. About the 4th time the waitress checked on us, my daughter pipes up with "Can you even SEE?" The waitress laughed pretty hard, and of course we left her a big tip.
2007-06-21 20:08:03
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answered by bb jo 5
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I asked this guy out (whom I had a huge crush on, and he liked me too), but he said no.
That was the first time I ever got the courage to ask someone out...and he said no. I was embarrassed.
But then my friend called him that night and asked why and guess what he said? BECAUSE I WASN'T A $LUT! Can you believe it! But then I found out stuff about him and that very night I was completely over him. LoL
♥ xoxo
2007-06-21 20:03:24
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answered by em<3 6
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Gosh. This one time, when I was 14, after swimming, I entered and used the boys changing room by mistake (thinking it was the girls room). A group of guys came parading in when I was least expecting it... and I was naked down to my butt... Gosh that was embarrassing!
2007-06-21 20:03:30
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answered by Anonymous
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Hmmm... I was embarrased when I sneeze in front of many people inj our Science Fair co'z I am the one who is explaining! ewwwwwwwwwww!
2007-06-21 20:01:52
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answered by YANYAN 2
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i was teaching a class, and while trying to demonstrate how to log roll an unconscious patient, my hand slipped and ran up against my student's crotch (and yes, of course he was a male). everyone else in the class saw, but didn't want to say anything. i turned red in a second. that was pretty mortifying.
2007-06-21 20:02:23
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answered by Anonymous
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Right up there towards the top of the list is asking a question tonight. I accidentally posted it twice. That's why I don't ask questions. I always manage to screw it up somehow.
2007-06-21 20:07:07
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answered by Pat C 7
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