...when I was a kid, my Dad used to say "Who do you know that can dial a phone?"
2007-06-21 17:59:44 · 19 answers · asked by EvelynMine 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you."
2007-06-21 18:05:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma's so dumb she invented a silent car alarmYo momma's so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes
Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store
Yo momma's so dumb at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put Sagitarius
Yo momma's so dumb she got a part time job painting skittles
Yo momma's so dumb she put on her glasses to watch 20/20
Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells are on the endangered species list
Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells die ALONE
Yo momma's so dumb her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box
Yo momma's so dumb her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
2007-06-21 18:15:52 · answer #2 · answered by Angelo D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to say pitcher always over the phone but its picture lol
2007-06-21 18:03:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the kids were little and whining, I would say," wiener whiner wobble, but you don't fall down" That is pretty silly.
2007-06-21 18:04:03 · answer #4 · answered by lena 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yrs ago when caller ID didn't exsist, the phone was ringing I bet my sister "Misty" that I'm gonna answer & say "Misty's f*ck shop" she didn't believe me, but I wasn't kidding, & I did say it, & the phone happened to be for her,-the woman who was calling was her relief society president from church. (perfect timing)
2007-06-21 18:12:12 · answer #5 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a northerner now living in north Florida, I find it funny when my co-workers say "Dag Gummit" or "Git 'er done" or "All y'all", etc,,,
2007-06-22 03:24:46 · answer #6 · answered by tharnpfeffa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
always get a chuckle out of this.
saying.. you have just about as much of a chance as a one legged man at a butt kicking contest!
2007-06-21 18:06:00 · answer #7 · answered by MrTwister 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once asked my grandma if she wanted me to make a cot of poffee! it was pretty funny!
2007-06-21 18:04:36 · answer #8 · answered by Christine H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got a few from my mom:
"Well I'll be a blue-nosed gopher!" - used to exclaim surprise
"Sew buttons on ice cream." - used in response to "So?"
"Shoot fire and save your bloody matches" - used kind of like 'Damn!' or 'Crap!'
2007-06-21 18:05:13 · answer #9 · answered by SoWeetie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"some days you eat the bear, other days the bear eats you"
"sometimes you get the whole chicken, other times you get nothing but feathers"
2007-06-21 18:04:05 · answer #10 · answered by martin d 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mine was my mom saying so u think you are going to do that my dad was just listen to your mom she will shut up just me
2007-06-22 04:13:07 · answer #11 · answered by marsh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋