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Beware of cookies bearing fortunes.

I really did get this one once. I kept it.

2007-06-21 17:31:53 · answer #1 · answered by RiverGirl 7 · 2 0

Sarcastic Fortune Cookies

2016-11-01 22:16:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"A long trip ends badly"

I recommend www.badcookie.com.

Not for the fortunes, which people have added to and are now mostly lame.

But for the letters people have written complaining about the site, which are hilarious!

2007-06-21 17:20:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You're about to eat the other half of a cookie.

(It just came to me. No thinking or anything)

2007-06-21 17:14:11 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 2 0

What??? You honestly expected wisdom from the inside of a cookie??

2007-06-21 17:13:17 · answer #5 · answered by Red 5 · 2 0

The love of your life will find out that there is nothing but air in your head.

2007-06-21 17:15:08 · answer #6 · answered by Alfie333 7 · 0 0

'you will come into great wealth soon'

or my favorite....there was no fortune in my cookie.....lmao...and it was after I had a really bad day at work....
:)

2007-06-21 17:27:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

"You are dumb enough to read and believe fortunes found inside cookies!"

2007-06-21 17:13:57 · answer #8 · answered by Sweetkat 5 · 1 0

Dreaming without action is for the dogs.

2007-06-21 17:15:18 · answer #9 · answered by Jess 7 · 0 0

Don't be knock en them boots like you loovee to on those Holiday evenings!

2007-06-21 17:13:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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