One of my fav's is
"Forget world peace, visualize using your indicator"
2007-06-21 16:30:35 · 13 answers · asked by bugalug_hills 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot."
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"
Love those! haha
♥ Clare.
2007-06-21 16:33:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 Faves:
1- Keep honking, I'm reloading.
2- Clinton lied Hilary cried, Bush lied Thousands died.
3- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit. (strange)
2007-06-21 23:39:17 · answer #2 · answered by br@ini@c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i make the world smarter
i got it from yahoo
2007-06-21 23:35:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Partnership for an idiot-free America"
2007-06-21 23:34:33 · answer #4 · answered by Ponyboy99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw one that said "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk...Alcoholics want help."
2007-06-21 23:38:34 · answer #5 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"My child is an honor student. My President is a moron."
2007-06-21 23:35:03 · answer #6 · answered by Lost Panda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine is..."Pizza is like sex, when it's good it's really really good, but when it's bad it's still pretty good."
2007-06-21 23:35:06 · answer #7 · answered by CJBig 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like "my kid could beat up you honor student" or any form of that.
2007-06-21 23:34:37 · answer #8 · answered by toastycrumbs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so close, I'm not that kind of car!
2007-06-21 23:34:13 · answer #9 · answered by mama3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"My kids think I'm an ATM machine"
2007-06-21 23:34:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋