Two overly muscular grapes walk into a decrepit hotel and try to check into a non-smoking room with a view. The concierge tells them...
2007-06-21 16:01:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
can I squeeze the both of you into another room without making you guys wine?
2007-06-21 16:09:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 0⤋
I'm So Sorry, But The Royal Family Of Denmark Have Already aquired the only room of that type however, i can give you a smoking room or a Room in the basement.
2007-06-21 23:06:15 · answer #2 · answered by Littl'EfootE 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"sure heres a coupon for a free glass of wine freshly squeezed on premise. and let me show you to the mashing suite...huh hummm sorry excuse me i meant master suite"
2007-06-21 23:42:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A nonsmoking room or a non-drinking room?
2007-06-21 23:10:56 · answer #4 · answered by Maus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me see, full-bodied, fruity, clear, and without a hint of tobacco . . . I'm thinking Merlot.
2007-06-21 23:12:15 · answer #5 · answered by Grey Bear 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So, I guess you guys wouldn't be interested in the complimentary bottle of wine. Would you?
2007-06-21 23:11:36 · answer #6 · answered by 1staricy2nite 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm trying but I got nothn' - Sorry.
2007-06-21 23:26:34 · answer #7 · answered by Miss*Blue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"So who are you guys, the Grapes of Wrath"?
2007-06-22 00:20:17 · answer #8 · answered by Michelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't steroids make your fruit shrink?
2007-06-22 00:38:33 · answer #9 · answered by Born at an early age 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to go to the front desk.
2007-06-21 23:11:07 · answer #10 · answered by Todd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋