Going Back In Time?

Question

Hey, earlier today, my girlfriend asked me if I wanted to go to the mall with her. Me, being lazy, said no. Now I regret saying no to her. So does anyone know where I can buy a time machine, or if anyone knows how I can go back in time so I can go to the mall with her?

PLEASE HELP!

I searched Ebay, but nothing legit came up!

Answer 1

well my friend this is what you have to do, next time your girlfriend asks you to go to the mall with her just tell yourself that she's just a dream... wake up, she doesn't exist although to get your ex back you need a time machine, thisis how you get it, go to this place called Sleepy's they have these magical portal carriers reffered to as matrasses buy one from those voodo doll holders. Then quickly jump on top of it and close your eyes and you should be taken back in time, although you might not be taken to theright time frame so make sure to have a friend close by who will pour a bucket of cold water to bring you back from the mysterious past. Keep trying and it will work soon enough, hope this helps,
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Answer 2

Sorry,

So far as we know, time travel backwards is impossible. If there were a way to snare a wormhole, however, it could be possible to drag one end of it through space very quickly. The faster it would be moved, the slower it would move through time. Supposing that you possessed a vehicle capable of surviving a trip through that wormhole, then yes, you could go back to the time that the opposite end of the wormhole lives in.

Other hypothetical methods of travelling through time include using the Sun's gravity to slingshot a ship faster than Warp Ten, which would activate a time warp. You might also purchase a spaceship capable of emitting chronometric particles, which could allow time travel. Note that, unfortunately, both of these methods exist only in Star Trek (though some scientists do suggest that warp travel might be possible.)

Oh yes, but if time travel forward is what you seek, that would be *much* easier. In fact, you're travelling forward in time right now, at the rate of about one second per second.

Answer 3

I can't tell if you're joking or not, but there's no such thing as a time machine. If you are regretting not hanging out with her because you hurt her feelings in some way or you just want to be with her, I would suggest apologizing to her and scheduling another time to be with her. If she's really feeling hurt, a bigger apology would be in order, i.e flowers, dinner, etc. Use your imagination, and stop wasting your time looking for a time machine. If you ever do end up buying one, it will be a fake, and you will have wasted your time and money.

Answer 4

The only machine I know of only goes forward in time. Take a sleeping tablet, after you wake up, you can go to the mall with her tomorrow.

Answer 5

You are looking for impossible solutions. Nobody can go back to the past in the world. And any machine can't make us return to our past . Many scientists have studied this problem , But they only can say that in theoretically we can go back to our past. ... You'd better meet your girlfriend with a gift or some flowers, and apologize for not to go to the mall with her.

Answer 6

the only why I know of for going back in time is flying an airplane west across a time zone, but that would not work for your situation, sorry man. there is always tomorrow.

Answer 7

Time is irreversible.
In your case, your question belongs to poll and survey.
or, psychology.

Answer 8

wow, this is just so funny.
ha ha ha.
ha.