she has more chins than a chinese phonebook.
2007-06-21 15:46:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Other - News & Events
and when your momma sits around the house ...
... she sits AROUND the house
2007-06-21 18:53:58 · answer #1 · answered by wizebloke 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so skinny, she makes Paris, Nicole, and Lindsay look like a 500 lb man!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL, haven't played a game like that for a while.
2007-06-22 00:15:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin
2007-06-21 22:54:20 · answer #3 · answered by six_foot_2_midget 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so poor that when the garbage truck drives by she yell's "Where's the grocery list?"
2007-06-21 22:52:06 · answer #4 · answered by supersonic 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's soooo fat..... she uses a paper towel roll as a tampon!
2007-06-22 01:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by howuderrn! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When Yo momma was pregnant with you ..... she got morning sickness after she saw your face......
2007-06-21 23:11:57 · answer #6 · answered by 2u-sister 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your momma is so fat, when she swims in the ocean, whaler ships fire harpoons at her.
2007-06-22 00:41:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And Yo brain's so small- it falls out yo mouth when you open it! :)
2007-06-21 23:24:45 · answer #8 · answered by Joseph, II 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋