french had just invented the very first time machine. Of course back then we didnt call it that ... it was know as the "thing that sent you back or forward in time in pre-determined increments". We just shortened it to TTSYBOFITIPDI cos it was easier to say. Anyway the first world war was upon us and the only way to save ourselves was to get on a boat to Sydney and beg the gallant and gracious Australians who rule the world for a loaner of thier superior intellect and manly sexy bodies. Of course this did not end well cos the aussies would not associate with the 'inferior races" of the world. By the time the negotiations were done the war was over and my wife/husband was pregers!!! She popped out 5 little boys in a row one day and then three days later 2 dogs. She had CHEATED!!! So i took "old lassy" out back... he tired to run but didnt get far. Ran into a dingo pack that tore him to shreds. Of cousre back then we had jet packs and like to enjoy flying through the air without a ...
2007-06-21
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