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Jeez, what ever happened to asking politely?

2007-06-21 15:00:38 · answer #1 · answered by Diavola 3 · 1 2

You cannot change the behavior of others, only your reaction to it.

(grin) Have you tried politely asking him/her/it to stop staring? Perhaps he's only sleeping with his eyes open. Perhaps he's trying to communicate with you telepathically. I'm sure if you think really really hard you can hear what he's saying. Try closing your eyes for about 20 minutes while lying on your bed covered with a soft blanky and concentrating on his thoughtwaves.

2007-06-21 15:17:15 · answer #2 · answered by Michaela 2 · 0 0

1- walk away slowly to the kitchen 2- get ur biggest knife 3- sharpen it 4- put on a ski mask 5- go back 2 ur desk 6- say bye bye alien, r.i.p. *evil laughter* :D

2007-06-21 15:06:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

First grab him by the throat, strangle him `till his nose spurts blood, throw him violently to the floor, stomp on him exactly 50 times making sure your left foot always lands on his face. Then pick him and slap him several times, then grab him by his hair and rip all of it out, then get those little alien eyes that are staring at you and stick needles in them. Be sure and laugh while you're doing this.
Then throw him down the toilet and flush it!
And by george that should do it!

2007-06-21 15:07:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

throw the little green alien in the garbage.

2007-06-21 14:59:51 · answer #5 · answered by aimee 3 · 0 0

well, If he's small grab him by the arms and swing him off of the desk. If you really want to have fun, go and see how far you can throw him. That's what I do

2007-06-21 15:00:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Put down the brownie! That's not Betty Crockers secret formula!

2007-06-21 15:01:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Put a paper bag over his head and turn him around not facing you.

2007-06-21 15:47:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

little green alien? are you refering to a stuff animal.

2007-06-21 15:00:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Take the day off!

2007-06-21 16:22:55 · answer #10 · answered by Interested to a point 2 · 0 0

he's only staring at you because he thinks you're beautiful. I'd take it as a compliment

2007-06-21 15:04:57 · answer #11 · answered by hulidoshi 5 · 0 0

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