...Who would you eat, force to row, and throw overboard first?
2007-06-21 14:48:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
We eat Darwin first...since he believes in survival of the fittest (or fattest) let's prove his theory to him...
We force Nietzsche to row...since given his philosophy, he can't argue his way out of it either way...
And we throw Jung overboard...because he went "overboard" on his psychological theories...
And I, myself, will sit in the front of the lifeboat with my back to the sea, sucking on the last emergency half-slice of lime, and lead the rest of the survivors in the song...
"100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall..."
2007-06-22 01:36:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definetly throw Darwin overboard as is he was meant to survive he will, we would eat Jung as he would understand that as he was an extravert we were just helping him quickly flow is pyshic engery outward and Nietzsche would row as he would have the "will to power".
2007-06-22 07:29:57 · answer #2 · answered by DTS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darwin would have to survive on his own in the ocean. Jung would row. And Nietzsche and I would have a nice little chat. If we got hungry we could always just eat our words, they'd be pretty substantial.
2007-06-21 21:53:55 · answer #3 · answered by megalomaniac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would toss Darwin overboard and tell him to survive. Nietzsche would want to eat me later, so I would kill him and eat him first. Jung would row and let him explain everything to me as we waited for rescue. He would tell me why we were there, what it meant and what I really thought about things.
2007-06-21 22:54:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would I, in my insignificance want to eat or force overboard any of these fine gentlemen? The proper answer would be for me to row to exhaustion and then allow the three of them to dine on my flesh, thereby allowing them to survive longer and hopefully be rescued.
2007-06-22 01:23:20 · answer #5 · answered by hardwoodrods 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would throw Nietzsche overboard for coming up with that dumb Ubermensch idea.
2007-06-21 23:24:56 · answer #6 · answered by sokrates 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd eat Darwin. Survival of the fittest - he would understand.
2007-06-21 21:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by jpizzle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We work together and die together. No one eats each other. Our greed makes us faulty.
2007-06-21 22:52:40 · answer #8 · answered by pete_1473 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't matter who first ? I will eat them all one by one ....
2007-06-21 21:53:04 · answer #9 · answered by Maxis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋