2007-06-21 13:07:27 · 9 answers · asked by gregdean 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Play Hide the Salami.
2007-06-21 13:10:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am giving you the benefit of the doubt that she is getting enough "attention" from you to keep her satisfied.
When she starts chasing after other guys at the party, say to the group "This is why I can't take her anywhere"! or "I wish they made some kind of pill that would make her like me that way, but only 2 or 3 times a week"!
Seriously, if your wife has so little self control that she is acting like a cheap tart (even in your presence) you shouldn't even take her to the party. When she behaves like this she is being really disrespectful to her husband! Even if you don't mind her chasing guys, she should have the decency to be discrete about it. One last thing, maybe she only acts this way when she gets drunk, try keeping her away from the booze!
2007-06-21 13:26:05 · answer #2 · answered by Flying Dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmm... if the promiscuity is that much of a problem, then maybe dinner company is not such a good idea. Maybe a counselor is in order. Good luck and take care.
2007-06-21 15:33:59 · answer #3 · answered by howuderrn! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many people does my wife have to screw before I get a lightbulb?
Feel free to insert your own punchline.
2007-06-21 13:10:40 · answer #4 · answered by ret2go83 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't bother, with your wife entertaining them they'll not notice you anyway
2007-06-21 13:11:17 · answer #5 · answered by sundancer332003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess what closet my wife is in and u can sleep with her ?
2007-06-21 13:09:42 · answer #6 · answered by GRUNT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
promiscuous jokes!
2007-06-21 13:09:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call her a whore and beat her down. Regain your manhood.
2007-06-21 13:15:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ho
Ho who?
Ho Ho Ho!
2007-06-21 13:10:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋