Tell me, are we overdue for a little dragon poetry?

Question

Security of the Lonely Mountain is risky.
To defend it, I've ruptured a disc-y.
Fair maidens in line,
Your wishes are mine.
But first, we will all have a frisk-y.

Answer 1

We'll all have a frisk-y and a
a nice glass of whiskey
while the dragon soars high
in the pale blue sky
As I am the first maiden in line
When you land, the first frisk-y is mine♥

Answer 2

A frisk-y with Billy Boy? Is this a dream or a dream come true?

Answer 3

You stupid dragon, the tire is melted you breathed hearth onto it and now it relatively is long previous for the lass I challenged you at the same time with your fiery tongue you probably did lash me i grow to be positive and that sidestep properly it grow to be engaged on empty, so me and the lassie went for a experience in my rolling chassis.

Answer 4

Bravo Billy.

Answer 5

This is why dragons don't get whiskey
their communications get risque
they want to be buttered up with Parkay
seeking compliments on bad poetry all day.

*Damn I'm good!*

Answer 6

Nice poem- thanks for that but yes, once the mountain is secured, this Fair maiden would "wish" to have some root beer float ;)

Answer 7

haha!and it takes a whole kind of security with all these fair maidens to take care of!


haha!!frisk-y

Answer 8

Oh, thank you Billy, I was starting to worry that I missed your poetry today!
haha! I love it. Another masterpiece.

Answer 9

I like this defending line. I made something like that once. It mentioned the song of the wasted.......I like your poem. You have a great sense of humor.

Answer 10

I am off good night all ye dragon slayers, or shall I say killers,