crossing train track on wooden walkway in rain
slippery walkway
slipped on my fookin Rs
lots of girls pissed emselves laughin
felt a reet pillock lol
2007-06-21 10:21:40
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answered by Anonymous
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I was at a work meeting trying to get a promotion and there was a lot of people there so we all had little microphones on our shirts. It was full of very serious people who I found very intimidating, so when I went to the toilet, I forgot to turn my microphone off, so they all herd me doing my business AND my friend was also in the bathroom too, so I was talking about how stupid all the people at the meeting were! THEN, when you think it can't get any worse, me and my friend started singing Gangnam Style! Something tells me I didn't get a promotion! ;)
2016-01-12 06:07:31
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answered by Anonymous
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mountain climbing up a flagpole to "borrow" the nationwide flag of my usa, inebriated & on a dare, then no longer achieving the suitable & slipping again all the way down to earth, the position i got here across my skirt had stuck on "some thing" and became left midway up the pole. I had to get a taxi residing house donning in basic terms my skimpy suitable & nickers. next day on the bus going to college, my skirt became nevertheless putting there. it is now 2 many years later, & my associates have under no circumstances forgotten. additionally they communicate about that there is a lever on the bottom of the pole, wherein you could in basic terms roll the flag down from the suitable.
2016-10-18 23:41:46
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answered by fernande 4
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When i got sooooooooo drunk on a night out an i was pukin in the toilets an couldnt get up!! 2 bouncers had 2 lift me an carry me outside whilst i was crying my eyes out!! When i was finally in a taxi an on my way home i puked in it 2!!
2007-06-21 11:46:59
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answered by Anonymous
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was having my new windows put in and the toilet window hadnt been removed yet so i thought it would be a good time too wee as i was having one they pulled out the window from the outside and the whole street and them saw me having a wee, that was in the morning so i had to go all day with them making funny remarks and me blushing everytime i saw them
2007-06-21 10:28:35
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answered by im just a flea bag 5
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falling over in front of my entire geography class when i was about 14.i fell head first down a whole flight of stairs and then landed in a dodgy position.i looked up to find my teacher staring right at me cos i fell into his lap,lol.oh the shame.oh and my skirt somehow ended up down to my ankles..!
2007-06-21 10:23:24
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answered by Anonymous
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At the last place I worked, tripped up, twisted my knee, and landed in a bin - paperwork went flying everywhere.
2007-06-21 10:22:05
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answered by Kirsty 7
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i tried to eat a spoonful of cinomen ( a few years ago, i thought i was cool) and i ended up choking and basically throwing it up in front of everyone. i think i grossed some people out, sorry if i grossed anyone her out.
2007-06-21 10:21:11
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answered by Anonymous
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I got stuck in a tree
2007-06-21 10:21:42
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answered by luckford2004 7
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peeing while drunk behind a bush to discover a main road at the other side and drivers tooting at my bare butt
2007-06-21 10:22:23
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answered by Anonymous
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