bob was a young lad,
wen he fell in luv w/ plaid,
later he decide 2 start a career,
so then he became an engineer.
he then traveled the world,
them darn ships would make him hurl,
he then went 2 scandinavia & peru,
there he met an amish named sue.
sue was a teller-marketer,
tht waz 4 sure,
but bob luved her anyway,
on a purple skyed day.
one day sue made a pie,
but she waz out rasberry dye,
so she substituted it w/ baking soda,
forcin the taste tester to run 2 the komoda.
trully bob luved sue,
& luv 4 her waz way overdue,
this sentence is mostly true,
excep for her phne bill 7 months due.
so bob bought a ring,
what a ding-a-ling,
he waz asked her measurements,
now bob waz tense (he didnt no them so).
he made a guess @ 15,
the clerk looked as if bob waz mean,
but he gave him a price anyway,
the total cost waz $3,009.
bob flew out of his chair,
from now on he couldnt grow any hair,
but this waz the woman tht would rub his head,
so he bought a cubic zurconium ring instead.
then he stopped by the bakery,
there they had free samples of scottish tea,
he asked the bakery for a cupcake,
b/c every1 new bob couldnt bake.
w/ his purchases in hand,
bob went home w/ a purple wand,
he appraoched his dear sue,
called her honey as if "winnie the pooh".
he gave her the desert,
& bob waz given the purple flirp,
sue fell to the ground,
she made a great sound!
bob reached 4 her nek,
purhaps a slight peck,
he felt 4 a pulse,
to late, she haad had an overdose.
he opened her mouth 2 do cpr,
she spat up rubber,cement,& tar,
bob had done everythin he could do,
must this b the fate of sue?
then he saw the pie,
mite as well try(he thought),
so he picked it up & shoved it in her mouth,
then sue let out a slite shout.
she got up quickly & ran through the hall,
then she accidently hit the wall,
gettin up she reached 4 the bathroom door,
she then saw the toilet galour.
she shut the door & ran 2 the crome dome,
from then on all waz heard a slite moan,
she then came out of the bathroom door,
now bob,i think there is no more.
however,the bpaking soda overcame her,
nothing now waz the answer to her cure,
she waz rushed 2 the hospitol,
in the ambulance waz stuck in the middle.
bob went 2 visit her,
but it waz 2 late 4 sure,
the poison had killed lil ole sue,
whose phone bill waz way overdue.
2007-06-21 09:52:30
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answer #10
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answered by Hey 2
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