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2007-06-21 09:45:59 · 80 answers · asked by ♥ giggles ♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Considering Bob spent all of his money paying for a new Tiffany lamp because his reindeer ran over it on the way to basketball practice Bob only had about 25 cents left but on the way to the vending machine he came across a very talented homeless man playing bass guitar and accidental gave him his 25 cents because he thought he was so freaking amazing. Once Bob got to the vending machine he realized what an idiot he was and ended up starving until dinner time when his wife Fiona made him Lobster and wild rice. But before Bob could eat it he was called into the radio station to win tickets for The Academy Is... concert and won!! He had to rush out the door without being able to eat a bit so he could get to the concert on time. Once there and still starving he saw the homeless bass player on stage rocking out...and to this day Bob can't look at a quarter the same way.

2007-06-21 09:53:34 · answer #1 · answered by XfftlX 2 · 2 4

He 8 1 4 U 2.

2007-06-21 09:49:35 · answer #2 · answered by cireengineering 6 · 0 1

Bob 1 2 hotdogs 4 lunch so thats what he 8.

2007-06-21 09:49:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Thats impossible. Jabba the Hut would've checked that math and knew it was wrong.Bob could not have had lunch because he was eaten by the Rancor. Bob was the lunch. Until the Rancor was crushed by Luke skywalker. Then the Rancor later blew chunks and Bob ate the Rancor.Isn't it obvious.Billy had the Rancor for lunch!!

2007-06-21 09:52:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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2016-05-17 05:06:46 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Bob 8 a 0-bar with a 4que.
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2007-06-21 09:50:41 · answer #6 · answered by tlbs101 7 · 0 1

Fortisque Q. Glagsparb for County Auditor

2007-06-21 09:49:04 · answer #7 · answered by jxt299 7 · 0 1

He had 4 times as much lunch dependent on what he bought.
Either that or he had a choice of a twosome or an orgy
A quiet lunch for two or lunch with his dept.

2007-06-21 09:50:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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2007-06-21 09:48:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 4

bob was a young lad,
wen he fell in luv w/ plaid,
later he decide 2 start a career,
so then he became an engineer.

he then traveled the world,
them darn ships would make him hurl,
he then went 2 scandinavia & peru,
there he met an amish named sue.

sue was a teller-marketer,
tht waz 4 sure,
but bob luved her anyway,
on a purple skyed day.

one day sue made a pie,
but she waz out rasberry dye,
so she substituted it w/ baking soda,
forcin the taste tester to run 2 the komoda.

trully bob luved sue,
& luv 4 her waz way overdue,
this sentence is mostly true,
excep for her phne bill 7 months due.

so bob bought a ring,
what a ding-a-ling,
he waz asked her measurements,
now bob waz tense (he didnt no them so).

he made a guess @ 15,
the clerk looked as if bob waz mean,
but he gave him a price anyway,
the total cost waz $3,009.

bob flew out of his chair,
from now on he couldnt grow any hair,
but this waz the woman tht would rub his head,
so he bought a cubic zurconium ring instead.

then he stopped by the bakery,
there they had free samples of scottish tea,
he asked the bakery for a cupcake,
b/c every1 new bob couldnt bake.

w/ his purchases in hand,
bob went home w/ a purple wand,
he appraoched his dear sue,
called her honey as if "winnie the pooh".

he gave her the desert,
& bob waz given the purple flirp,
sue fell to the ground,
she made a great sound!

bob reached 4 her nek,
purhaps a slight peck,
he felt 4 a pulse,
to late, she haad had an overdose.

he opened her mouth 2 do cpr,
she spat up rubber,cement,& tar,
bob had done everythin he could do,
must this b the fate of sue?

then he saw the pie,
mite as well try(he thought),
so he picked it up & shoved it in her mouth,
then sue let out a slite shout.

she got up quickly & ran through the hall,
then she accidently hit the wall,
gettin up she reached 4 the bathroom door,
she then saw the toilet galour.

she shut the door & ran 2 the crome dome,
from then on all waz heard a slite moan,
she then came out of the bathroom door,
now bob,i think there is no more.

however,the bpaking soda overcame her,
nothing now waz the answer to her cure,
she waz rushed 2 the hospitol,
in the ambulance waz stuck in the middle.

bob went 2 visit her,
but it waz 2 late 4 sure,
the poison had killed lil ole sue,
whose phone bill waz way overdue.

2007-06-21 09:52:30 · answer #10 · answered by Hey 2 · 0 2

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