The first thing I'd do is leave as quickly as possible. However, if you must be there, alphabetize the magazines, correct any misspellings on any handwritten signs, and go watch the lobsters in the tank (if there's a seafood section).
2007-06-21 09:29:56
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answered by Purdey EP 7
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Hope you try these
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
2007-06-21 09:38:23
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answered by Jack 2
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Well, some friends of mine would get 20 boxes of condoms a put them in the carts of other people, when they weren't looking...
my cousin and his friends use to play hide and seek in Wal-Mart
You could always buy a disposable camera and take random photos, it is best with a group, so you all can act silly.
2007-06-21 09:35:01
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answered by niv27 1
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WEll when I get bored in Walmart I usually look through the magazines and then sometimes I like to go to the electronics and look at all the DVD's and music and such. :)
2007-06-24 16:29:56
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answered by Anonymous
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there's thing that u can do like when i got bored i go to walmart i always go to see the cds also u can see the things for u car and the garden zone is also another thing thatu can see
2007-06-21 09:41:45
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answered by ivander 1
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Speak to a customer rep? walk around the store for great health benefits??
or just go to the kids toys and play with them all? lol
2007-06-25 06:36:57
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answered by Anonymous
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1. listen to their cds and check out the music
2. stand by the checkout and read the magazines without buying them
3. checking out the millin kinds of food that are there.. like candy and things
2007-06-21 14:00:32
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answered by Cali girl 06! 3
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1: this time of year the scenery is normally pretty good
2: you can read greeting cards
3: flip thru the magizens on the rack
2007-06-21 09:36:44
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answered by hunting4junk 4
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Ask the greeter were one of the restrooms are or a certain area of the store. They never know the answer.
2007-06-23 18:03:54
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answered by Michael M 7
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open up a bag of hot cheetos and eat it while u watch a movie on a big screen or listen to ur favorite CD
2007-06-25 04:45:37
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answered by alex 2
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