2007-06-21 08:40:26 · 23 answers · asked by Stratomanssy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Paris is still in jail!
2007-06-21 08:43:10 · answer #1 · answered by Mandy Cat 4 · 7⤊ 1⤋
A co-worker and I were parking the company vehicle today and there was this big truck with these HUGE pipes that were about 4 feet taller than the top of the truck and about 8 inches in diameter in the bed of the truck on each side. I mentioned to him how I thought that it looked ridiculous and he said "Yeah he must be hung like a mosquito and he's trying to make up for it!"
Then I started laughing as I got out of the van and I said "Hung like a mosquito....I'll have to use that sometime" and the guy was standing right there beside me.
It was hilarious.
Smile....find humor in the small details of life. =)
2007-06-21 08:48:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Prince Charming is a prominent character in the Fables comic book; in that version, he successively married Snow White, Sleeping Beauty and Cinderella, each marriage ending in divorce due to his compulsive womanizing. He himself comments: "I always truly love a woman when I first pursue her...I'm just no good at the happily-ever-after part." He parlays his charm into election as the mayor of Fabletown, the underground "Fable" community, and finds the job more difficult than he had anticipated. This aspect of his character is also explored in the Broadway musical Into the Woods, where there are not one but two prince Charmings, brothers going after Cinderella and Rapunzel, then, later, Sleeping Beauty and Snow White after they marry their first loves. Cinderella's Prince even has an affair with The Baker's Wife, and when confronted about his womanizing, states "I was raised to be charming, not sincere."
2007-06-21 08:44:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A mom is driving a sprint lady to her buddy's dwelling house for a play date. 'Mommy,' the little lady asks, 'how previous are you?' 'Honey, you're no longer meant to invite a woman her age,' the mummy spoke back. 'it is not polite.' 'ok', the little lady says, 'How lots do you weigh?' 'Now particularly,' the mummy says, 'those are own questions and are particularly none of your organization.' Undaunted, the little lady asks, 'Why did you and Daddy break up?' 'this is sufficient questions, youthful woman, surely!' The exasperated mom walks away as the two acquaintances start to play. 'My mom won't tell me something approximately her,' the little lady says to her buddy. 'nicely,' says the buddy, 'all you should do is look at her drivers license. this is almost a checklist card, it has each thing on it.' Later that nighttime the little lady says to her mom, 'i know ways previous you're, you're 32.' the mummy is shocked and asks, 'How did you come across that out? 'I additionally know which you weigh a hundred and forty kilos.' the mummy is previous shocked and introduced aback now. 'How in heaven's call did you come across that out?' 'And,' the little lady says triumphantly, 'i know why you and daddy have been given a divorce.''Oh particularly?' the mummy asks. 'Why?' 'because of the fact to procure an F in intercourse.'
2016-11-07 03:34:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today's news...
- Sally goes bankrupt when seashell-selling business goes awry.
- Peter Piper picks over ONE HUNDRED pecks of pickled peppers, breaking the world record for Most Pecks of Pickled Peppers Picked!
- Easter Bunny arrested after police find hoards of stolen chicken eggs in Bunny's apartment.
2007-06-21 08:46:26 · answer #5 · answered by leinadwerdna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You really think you get to the brighter side of the day if you are made to laugh?? I don't think so!! Get some rest and then do the thing which you like most!! I always pull myself up in the same way.
2007-06-21 10:09:17 · answer #6 · answered by phoenix 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hello dear!
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman:
I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.
The surprised salesman replies: But, madam, computers do not have curtains....
And the blonde said:
Helloooo.... I've got Windows!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-21 09:23:18 · answer #7 · answered by soubassakis 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Skeleton walks into a bar, orders a beer and a mop.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
A termite walks into a bar, asks "where's the bar tender?"
A sandwich and a bag of chips walk into a bar, the bartender yells "hey! we dont serve food in here!"
2007-06-21 08:50:34 · answer #8 · answered by Moderates Unite! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you think you are having a rough day? you should have to wake up looking like me every day. there's no hope. : (
2007-06-21 08:43:47 · answer #9 · answered by jaboog 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well here's a funny situation...i called my friend on his cell and i thought he was the one answering [i do this all the time to him now]. i go "hey *****!! you dont pay child support!! you said you were going to marry!! i cannot beleive you!! the kid is one month and you havent come and said hi!! be a man!!! besides i miss your sweet loving!"...the person in the other end goes this is Nick's father, he is taking a shower right now.
Guys i died!! and was stutering when i answered him!
2007-06-21 09:24:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about a cold wet bunny nose on your neck?
I bet that would make you laugh.
No matter how bad your day is, somebody, somewhere loves you and that makes up for all of it doesn't it?
Bunny hug.
2007-06-21 08:44:02 · answer #11 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋