If you were in Lowes and zombies attacked what would you do?
2007-06-21 07:21:29 · 40 answers · asked by whatnotery 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Play Resident Evil.
2007-06-21 07:23:15 · answer #1 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well Lowes has alot of things to fight with so i would first hope on one of the things that lift up stuff ride it to the place with nail guns shoot the zombies next i would ride a lawn mower and slice them than get a chain saw and cut them and grab hammers and hit them then i would steal all the money in the store while people r being devoured
2007-06-21 07:27:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just walk swiftly to the exit. Zombies move real slow from what I've seen of them in the movies.
2007-06-21 07:25:10 · answer #3 · answered by amazingly intelligent 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd skedaddle to where all the lowes employees normally hang out because if I can never find any of them when I need them, it must be a pretty good hiding place that zombies sure as hell couldn't root me out of!
2007-06-21 07:24:50 · answer #4 · answered by Shredded Cottage Cheese 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask for directions to the nearest witch doctors, to get an anti zombie potion.
2007-06-21 07:25:02 · answer #5 · answered by Lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grap a 2 by 4 and climb.climb,climb!! Hopeful I get to the top with OUT it falling over =)
2007-06-21 07:25:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would run and hide in one of their many good pantry cabinets and use my cell phone, call my friend who is a vampire and tell her her bestest friend in the whole world is at Lowes
2007-06-21 18:14:56 · answer #7 · answered by Peggy Pirate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hit them with a 2/4
2007-06-21 07:24:27 · answer #8 · answered by bgman2012 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hire my brother to protect me... he's into zombies and crap. then after he killed most of them [ahem, leaving one awesomely brutal one] i would come out of nowhere with an edger [that can also act as a chainsaw =)] i hope this helps.
or maybe i'd burn its eyes out with the rope burner/cutter?] then i'd bring my edger to home depot to ask for an exchange + 10 percent or whatever their policy is.
2007-06-21 07:24:58 · answer #9 · answered by Mnemonik 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would confuse them by asking their opinion on my tile, wallpaper and counter-top color selection. Then while they were arguing over granite vs. Corian, I would zip-tie them to a lumber cart and put them on the loading dock.
2007-06-21 07:26:24 · answer #10 · answered by JeffyB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋