If you were the unlimited dictator, what would you ban? Please list everything.?

Answer 1

Stupidity
Liberals - oops duplicate answer - sorry.

Answer 2

I would only allow paper ballots or electronic balloting that generates a paper trail in duplicate: one copy for the election office and one for the voter. Voters will have the ability to go online within twenty-four hours after the closing of the polls to confirm that the vote recorded for their serial voter number matches what appears on their own copy. Polls would be open a simultaneous 24-hour period nationwide and there would be no news coverage of the election until after polls had closed.
I would institute 'instant runoff' voting, so that voters could rank their favorite candidates to guarantee that the winner has majority support and that voters are never forced to choose between the 'lesser of two evils.'

Answer 3

Dictators.

Answer 4

I wouldn't ban anything. I would pull us out of the U.N. and NATO and let the other countries start doing some of their own dirty work. I would also slowly bring our troops home especially from places like Bosnia, but also Iraq after we finished there. I would also limit the information that reporters were given about the war. I would close the borders and deport all illegals. I would have returning illegals shot upon crossing. I would start massive oil drilling and gas refinery operations and shut out OPEC. I would stop all flow of our oil from Alaska to China. I would penalize companies for outsourcing by kicking said companies out of this country to the country they were outsourcing to.

Answer 5

Dictators. End of Story.

Answer 6

Ever since I was a young boy, I have dreamed of being dictator of a Banana Republic. On warm summer days, I would lay out in a corn field, close my eyes, and dream of riding in a huge Cadillac convertible, while throngs of underfed, shoeless peasants threw flowers and cheered for me. I knew they secretly hated my guts, but their forced display of adoration only made me revel more in my absolute power.

Here is what I would ban:

1) Duplicitous shrews like Hillary Clinton.
2) Cancellation of any tv show with a babe like Jeri Ryan.
3) Temperature in shopping malls above 67 degrees.
4) People like Al Franken from holding public office.
5) Idiots like SFO City Manager Alberto Sandoval from working in a capacity higher than the fry station at McDonalds
6) Ugly, boxy glass skyscrapers that show no innovation
7) Welfare mommas from having more than one child
8) Bad drivers from possessing a drivers license
9) Immigrants who want the U.S. to change to suit their preferences, instead of assimilating
10) Michael Moore movies from receiving the classification of "documentary"
11) American fast food restaurants from polluting the eating habits in other countries with overseas locations.
12) Martin Luther King Day. That should be reserved for Presidents. It would be replaced with Ronald Reagan Day, aka Cold War Victory Day.
13) Phony weight loss drugs
14) Paris Hilton from procreating.
15) TV networks from highlighting only American Olympic athletes, and always presenting some sad tale (complete with violins) of how they had to overcome almost cartoonish hardship and adversity to get there.
16) Baby harp seal clubbing.
17) CEO's from making more than 100 times that of the average worker.
18) Illegal immigration
19) Contracts or tenure for sub-standard school teachers.
20) Any law that forbids me from being "Dictator For Life". Please, it's always been my dream. Just find me a cozy, balmy little Banana Republic and I promise I'll make each and every residents there as happy as a clam (or at least I'll force them to look that way when the cameras are rolling).

Answer 7

I would ban all immigration from Mexico, and I would deport most of the illegal aliens in our country. A benevolent dictatorship is the most effective type of government, if you have a wise and compassionate leader. Obviously, W. Bush does not qualify!

Answer 8

Unlimited dictatorships

Answer 9

I'd ban unlimited dictatorships and hold a damn election.

Answer 10

1. Everything

Answer 11

unlimited dictators