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How can we rid gay monkeys, birds and insects of their homosexual lifestyle? Obviously they have made wrong choices and need to be saved! It's unnatural!

2007-06-21 05:55:39 · 18 answers · asked by I'll Take That One! 4 in Politics & Government Politics

Guess some of you have your sarcasm detectors off. Jeez, did you actually think that I was being serious?
The stuff about gay animals, however is true. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/07/0722_040722_gayanimal.html

2007-06-21 06:08:53 · update #1

18 answers

It's a natural part of life for some beings, including humans.

2007-06-21 05:58:33 · answer #1 · answered by Big Dave 4 · 3 1

I didn't realize that there was homosexuality in the animal kingom. Can you show me where you have cited this from? It was my understanding that animals procreate to extend the lives of their species. I have yet to see a monkey orgie or Monkey gay pride parade at the San Francisco Zoo . . . Just because Humans can speak, doesn't mean that what they say is right!

2007-06-21 13:04:01 · answer #2 · answered by vinsa1981 3 · 1 2

Gay insects? Are you serious? That's hilarious! They've made the wrong choices and NEED to be saved???? Stop it, you're killing me! This could quite possibly be, the most ridiculous question ever posted! But I laughed my *ss off when I read it so it was certainly worth a response.

2007-06-21 13:03:25 · answer #3 · answered by Bumblebee711 5 · 4 1

Gay monkeys? Birds? I can understand that, but Insects?! Are you kidding me? Try putting down the crack pipe.

2007-06-21 22:26:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

While it is true there are animals that like to fool around with the same gender, who cares? So I had a female dog that preferred dry humping other female dogs....oh well. And, if Animals exhibit homosexual tendencies, then it is very natural, AS ANIMALS ARE NATURES CREATURES....as are Humans. Personally, I believe homosexuality is a mix of choice and biology.

2007-06-21 13:04:56 · answer #5 · answered by irish_american_psycho 3 · 1 3

People aren’t animals, and there is no behavior in the animal kingdom that is parallel to human homosexuality and human sexuality is far too complex to be boiled down to hormones or a stray gene or two. Scientists shouldn’t waste their time trying to find a patch to cure homosexuals, and gay activists shouldn’t waste their breath complaining if they did

2007-06-21 13:02:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

Good point young man, well put.

However we need to cure this vulgar practice in men first before we worry about monkeys

2007-06-21 13:00:27 · answer #7 · answered by Enoch's Ghost 1 · 4 1

I think you are being anthropomorphic here.

What reason would animals have to be homosexual. Isn't the main of goal of an animal to further their own species?

2007-06-21 12:58:33 · answer #8 · answered by Nickoo 5 · 1 2

But that would make a trip to the zoo really boring.

2007-06-21 13:10:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If scientists were to discover that the whale population was declining due to homosexual behavior, the entire liberal-minded team would run down to the beach and protest the failure to take action to combat this disorder.

2007-06-21 13:02:04 · answer #10 · answered by Steve C 5 · 4 3

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