2007-06-21 05:27:26 · 26 answers · asked by lucy02 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
who me (laughs nervously)? of course not!!! how could you even suggest that i did it??? i mean it wasnt like i rigged up this enormous vacuum to siphon out the water, only to build myself the worlds largest private aquarium.....no, of course not....i-i-i gotta go....
2007-06-21 05:32:18 · answer #1 · answered by hell in a handbasket 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
READ 4th PARAGRAPH!!!FROM ONE MONTH AGO!
Dozens of eyewitness reports indicated that former vice president Al Gore deliberately attempted to raise the earth's temperature in order to boost box office receipts for An Inconvenient Truth 2, his newest documentary film about global warming that will be released in August.
Former vice president Al Gore took a flame thrower to the Ross Ice Shelf in Antarctica to boost interest An Inconvenient Truth 2
"We have accounts from concerned citizens that Mr. Gore purchased a Cadillac Escalade SUV several months ago," said Kimberly Blume, spokeswoman for the California-based environmental group Friends Of The Earth. "Not only did Mr. Gore use his new gas-guzzler to make short trips to the grocery store, he also left the vehicle running 24 hours a day in the driveway of his Tennessee home with the air-conditioning on full-blast."
In the weeks following that event, witnesses reported additional sightings of Gore engaging in activities such as discharging can after can of 1980s-era, CFC-laden aerosol into the air, and single-handedly clear-cutting over 6,000 acres of Amazon rain forest. According to the owner of a pump rental store, Gore may have plans to syphon an entire lake in Chile.
Gore is also rumored to have set a four-acre tire fire outside Akron, OH, and ordered his Secret Service detail to shoot on sight anyone who attempts to put it out.
"It's sad to see a man we thought was a passionate defender of the environment despoiling it for his own monetary gain," Blume said.
Blume said that she and many environmentalists had momentarily expressed relief in late November when Gore appeared to cease his months-long practice of dismantling old refrigerators in order to release ozone-destroying freon into the atmosphere. Blume soon learned, however, that Gore had resumed the activity in Antarctica, where the earth's ozone layer is most fragile.
Environmental groups have called for the federal government to step in and put a stop to Gore's actions, but officials say they do not have the power to stop him.
Recently, satellite surveillance revealed what many believe to be a snowshoed Gore jumping up and down on an ice shelf in Greenland, chainsawing glaciers in the Alaskan wild, and urinating in the Gulf Stream waters off the coast of Newfoundland.
2007-06-21 13:20:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just wanted a little water so my pet could cool off in this heat. I couldn't get the darned plug back in. I'm sorry, Chile!
2007-06-21 12:30:38 · answer #3 · answered by Jess 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bugs and I were trying to get to Pismo Beach, and made a wrong turn at Albuquerque. We must have tunneled down under that lake.
Oops sorry
Sincerely,
Daffy Duck
2007-06-21 12:44:59 · answer #4 · answered by Alf W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I ordered it on Ebay. When the Fedex truck pulled up, you should have seen the driver trying to get it out of his truck.
2007-06-21 12:59:51 · answer #5 · answered by dwmatty19 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I promise I'll give it back when I'm done with it!! to the country of Chile-¡Lo Siento!
2007-06-21 12:29:42 · answer #6 · answered by Ansley119 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes It was me...I just needed, to have a lake in my backyard.
2007-06-21 12:31:51 · answer #7 · answered by Rowan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, ther's mo lakes around here!
2007-06-21 12:30:20 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Jennifer♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry I needed a lake in my back yard
2007-06-21 12:31:52 · answer #9 · answered by baby shih tzu 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hm...I think,as I can recall,I didnt steal a lake.Not till now.Now I know what to do tomorow afternoon.
2007-06-21 12:30:53 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. Our swimming pool is too small and too shallow.
So I bought it for a few bucks and it was delivered here free!!
2007-06-21 12:30:16 · answer #11 · answered by marcelino angelo (BUSY) 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋