where the f#@& are my presents?
2007-06-21 05:15:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Happy Birthday! I tried to send you the best present ever, but...... first i was wrapping them then the doorbell rang and it was Paris Hilton so i told her "shouldn't you be in jail?" and since I'm such a nice person i took her back to her jail cell. When i got back home i had found out that my cat had torn up the carpet so i had to hire a carpenter to came and fix it. After the horror of his (in this case) "carpenters crack" i had to go to rehab. (why they sent me to rehab i don't really know) Then when i got back my cat had died of starvation because no one was kind enough to feed the cat. so I made some funeral arrangements for my dead cat. (may he rest in peace) After all that i decided to wrap your presents but i ran out of tape so i had to go to wal-mart which is about 30 miles away (i live in the middle of nowhere) on the way there i ran out of gas so i had to walk another 10 miles to get some gas. By the time i came home my short term memory loss made me forget all about your present so i threw it away (me being a clean freak in all) so if you want your present back you have to go to the dump and find it yourself. Sorry bout that
Happy birthday anyway!
2007-06-21 09:04:26 · answer #1 · answered by Morgan A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday. Your presents are on the way.
P.S. Blame the US Post office if they don't arrive. They were not insured.
2007-06-21 05:51:54 · answer #2 · answered by Meg...Out of Hybernation 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday!.
wheres YOUR present?
where the HELL IS my present?!
2007-06-21 05:18:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday....and will a star do?
2007-06-21 05:27:19 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Instantkarma♥♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, you'll get your present tonight, don't you worry baby.♥
2007-06-21 05:20:02 · answer #5 · answered by badrabbit108 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rosie hid them
2007-06-21 05:18:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Link ate them in his wolf form.
2007-06-21 05:19:14 · answer #7 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is your present....HAPPY FREAKIN BIRTHDAY! ;-)
2007-06-21 05:36:50 · answer #8 · answered by nunya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
up my fat @ss bob barker lol
2007-06-21 05:19:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have old balls
2007-06-21 05:21:36 · answer #10 · answered by Damn™ the Man 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋