"When a man loves a woman, can't keep his mind on nuthin' else" crooned Percy Sledge during the summer of 1966

Question

I would have to disagree, as during sexual intercourse with my wife I routinely think about our next door neighbour Brenda and her border collie.

Answer 1

That's pretty damn funny.

Answer 2

IF you TRULY loved your wife, you wouldn't think about any other woman. That's what this song is about. His TRUE love for his woman..... Classic Love Song.....



When a man loves a woman
Can't keep his mind on nothin' else
He'd trade the world
For a good thing he's found
If she is bad, he can't see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend If he puts her down

When a man loves a woman
Spend his very last dime
Trying to hold on to what he needs
He'd give up all his comforts
And sleep out in the rain
If she said that's the way
It ought to be

When a man loves a woman
I give you everything I've got (yeah)
Trying to hold on
To your precious love
Baby please don't treat me bad

When a man loves a woman
Deep down in his soul
She can bring him such misery
If she is playing him for a fool
He's the last one to know
Loving eyes can never see

Yes when a man loves a woman
I know exactly how he feels
'Cause baby, baby, baby
I am a man
When a man loves a woman

"When A Man Love A Woman" Song Lyrics
(Performed by Percy Sledge/Michael Bolton)

Answer 3

I'm pretty sure your wife has her mind on other things too...like whether the garbage was taken out, or if she locked the door, or mentally preparing a grocery list, picking out her outfit for the next day, planning her route to take now that there is road work....you know the usual.

Answer 4

When you think of you`re neighbor and her collie while making love to you`re wife,in the deep dark corner of you`re mind,you are thinking the neighbor (or both the neighbor and you`re wife) is a *****,hence the collie part of you`re thought.

Answer 5

You need help or to stop having sex. Your call.

Answer 6

whatever