Know any good dentist jokes?

Answer 1

A guy walks into a dentist..... Ouch!!!

Answer 2

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.

Answer 3

1. Dentist to blond " Open wide" - the blond immediately kicked the light out

2. Old man to dentist "How much to extract a tooth"
Dentist "$90"
Old man "Any way you can do it cheaper?"
Dentist "yes - no local and no pain meds and I will give you $20 discount"
Old man "That sound fine, I will bring in my wife a little later"

Answer 4

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It's $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

Answer 5

Isn't there a cheaper way?

One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.
"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60."
"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."
"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20."
"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"

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Hands in the wallet

A friend of mine went to the dentist recently. He commented that it must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth.
He said: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

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The biggest cavity

"Open wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient.
"Good grief!" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen... the biggest cavity I've ever seen."
"OK Doc!" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice."
"I didn't!" said the dentist, "That was the echo."

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Painful screams

Dentist begging the patient: "Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?"
Patient: "Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time."
Dentist: "There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game".

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No pain killers, please!

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
"I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any pain killers because I'm in a big hurry. No gas or needles or any of that stuff." the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"
The woman turned to her husband and said: "Show him your tooth, dear."

enjoy pal

Answer 6

I could cap this answer off with a joke about dentists, but I do not find them very fulfilling. So brace yourself for a pointless answer that you can't get your teeth into.

Answer 7

Q: What do you call a student who dropped out of medical school?

A: Dentist

Answer 8

When is it time to go to the dentist?

2:30 (tooth hurty)

Answer 9

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands.

The girl watches him and says, "You must be a dentist"

The guy, surprised, says "Yes ... how did you figure that out?"

The girl says, "Easy ... you keep washing your hands."

One thing led to another and they make love.

After they were done, the girl says, "You must be a great dentist."

The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Yes, I sure am a great dentist ..How did you figure that out?"

The girl says, "Easy ... I didn't feel a thing!"

Answer 10

what time is it when you have to go to the dentist. Tooth-hurty (2:30)

Answer 11

our dentist charges a lot! so my dad said when she says "open wide" she means your wallet