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Didn't your mommy teach you better?

2007-06-21 02:12:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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yesterday my husband called from work and told me to separate the dirty clothes cause HE was going to wash......(i WAS VERY BUSY on P&S) and i forgot to separate them.....

he comes home and takes a nap (not remembering he needed to wash his work clothes) and wakes up waaaay later at around 10 pm and is getting ready to wash when he notices i didnt separate his work clothes like he asked.....

I MADE A BIG MISTAKE......what the hells wrong with me?
HE WAS ACTUALLY GONNA WASH!!!!!!
and i couldn't separate his clothes? damn i need to get suspended so i can do what needs to be done!~LOL

and no my mommy didnt teach me better...she left us when i was 8 years old

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2007-06-21 05:27:12 · answer #1 · answered by bRoWn eYeD BuTTeRfLy®210~TX 6 · 1 0

Having been a upfront youthful spouse, divorced my husband and then falling in-love with my professor in graduate college, all i'm waiting to fess up is that I never s did something family individuals. i did no longer prepare dinner, wash clothing, nor do mountains of dishes, purely made up my element of the mattress, (while i grew to become into in it( ) and extraordinarily a lot, considering that the two adult males have been artists, they allowed me the liberty to easily be what i grew to become into, as long as they enjoyed my employer, which for sure they did, or I additionally could have performed a lazy day then moved quickly around in the previous the king of the manor, or "grasp" got here domicile and complimented with what a diligent spouse i grew to become into. I have not any toddlers so as that made it easier. while my adult males got here domicile they had purely inquire from me how my paintings grew to become into doing..then in the event that they asked, what are we having for dinner, my answer grew to become into; 'it quite is precisely what i grew to become into purely going to invite you!' it continuously worked. My maximum compatible relationships have been with artists. A greater widespread guy, seems to desire to deal interior gender roles. I reject that thoroughly!

2016-09-28 05:37:15 · answer #2 · answered by palomares 4 · 0 0

I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the stairs then sprayed him with water from the hose. As it turned out he liked it. And to answer your second question, my mother did in fact teach me better though I didn't listen and I has truly cost me over the years. Sorry Mom!

2007-06-21 04:21:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm sorry. I'll get the mop and bucket and clean that right up. That'll teach ya to share beer with me.

2007-06-21 02:21:30 · answer #4 · answered by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5 · 2 0

Poor woman, Oh, how she tried.
But , I wrecked the car again lastnight. Sorry it is in the bedroom of the house down at the corner.

2007-06-21 02:23:42 · answer #5 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 2 0

I've just been a little bit greedy and ate too much, and now I've got a stomack pain. Oh it hurts, lol.

2007-06-21 02:17:18 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 1 0

last night i tripped on my phone cord and fell flat on my face and spilled the bottle of water I was carrying. Luckily no one was around to laugh at me.

2007-06-21 02:17:58 · answer #7 · answered by libra_girl_jc 4 · 2 0

I didnt lose my dentures. I gave them away for a bottle of Jack.

2007-06-21 04:13:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I farted and blamed it on one of my kids

(I did that at the store the other day)

2007-06-21 02:25:43 · answer #9 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 2 0

I decided to not work and worked anyways but really didn't do any work.

2007-06-21 02:35:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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