At the interview he gets asked by the manager "Do you have any unusual disabilities?"
He replies "Well...I suppose....I fought in the Vietnam War, and spent some time in a POW camp....when they tortured me, they cut off my t3sticles."
The manager says "Oh that sounds terrible!"
Then he offers the guy the job and says "The hours are 8am until 4pm Monday to Friday, I'll see you on Monday morning at 9am."
"Why 9am, if it's 8am until 4pm?" the guy asks.
"Simple" says the manager "this is a government job. We come in at 8am and sit around for an hour scratching our b@lls. There's no point in you coming in for that!"
2007-06-20 23:46:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao babe thanks for the laugh keep em coming star and a kiss for you ! mwah ;0) mmmmmmmmmwah x
2007-06-21 23:05:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the government has grow to communicate your pastime and somebody would be knocking on your door quickly. Wait until they walk away then flow open the back door. Have good coffee brewing for appropriate effects.
2016-10-02 21:13:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, u asnwer to a Question of girls being overweight, how on earth can a guy ever choose a girl bigger or uglier then he is, i study Phsyclogy, i study this about weight & peopls's minds, ur maybe unattractive and cant get a slim girl, it dont mean we are shallow but realistic, honest & upfront, & its human nature, maybe ur those minority of men who are dirty minded, like lot of flesh, those unattractive chubby guys, i guarantee u you are not slim attractive otherwis no way in hell wud u want a uglier girl then u or bigger, its imposssible, even if the girl is nice & has a boom personality, u cant be inimate with a personality now can u lol, what about pretty girls who have personality? you thik guys wud reject them no? a guy can be mates with a girl who has a personality & not looks but no way be intimate or have a bf/gf relationship, 98% of men said they rather have a slim tall pretty girl, these men are intelligent, attractive, also chubby unattractive, so stats , facts reality dont lie my freind, u simply cant geta beautful girl, simple, if anything girls the ones who are scared of fit guys lol NOT the other way around, F.Taylor is spot on, totally agree with her, guys are guys, wud always go for pretty girls, as i said ur those miniroty of guys whor geek and perves & wudnt mnd ugly girls, so sad, believe me this is true, research of 10 years dont lie, human nature dont lie, any guy in their right frame of mind will always want and be attracted to slim pretty girls, i know i wud rather wake up every morning to beautful girl who is slim & make ma day.lol. GEEK.
2007-06-21 23:44:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-21 00:40:34 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, problem is though, all government depts. can't tell their ar**s from their elbows, unless it's to victimise the 'little guy'
2007-06-20 23:57:53 · answer #5 · answered by Daedalus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT IS THE BEST ONE FOR THIS WEEK
TAKE STAR
2007-06-21 00:05:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it.lol!!!
good one..
xxx
2007-06-21 00:03:31 · answer #7 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
COOL JOKE
2007-06-21 00:49:09 · answer #8 · answered by heimank 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny!!!!
2007-06-21 00:01:26 · answer #9 · answered by lucy82 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-21 01:06:18 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋