Mine was that I thought that if you had an acoustic guitar it meant that you were a protest singer!
2007-06-20 22:34:08 · 5 answers · asked by MR CASH 1 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
Hey poepies
Malony's is in Pretoria, Robbie Wessels used to play there once a week
2007-06-21 02:00:23 · update #1
1. I thought there was a relation between hotdogs and sausage dogs (I was 6 and my black Labrador was the world to me. I also never ate hot dogs 'til I found out they werent made out of... "Daschund" meat)
2007-06-20 23:41:48 · answer #1 · answered by Reb Da Rebel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My fiance thought he would "leave" me at home one night while going out with the boys. He thought I would fall for this story:
Before I begin, let me just mention that he ALWAYS phones me when he gets home!
He told me they were going to see Robbie Wessels (an Afrikaans artist) at a SCHOOL nearby his house on a Wednesday night. (Keep in mind I stay 75km's from him, VERY easy to lie about where you are....) So I said: "OK, can I come with?", to which he replied his friend only got enough entrance tickets for them……
That evening at about 18:00 he still hasn't phoned me, to which I phoned him but to no answer avail. Eventually after an hour and a half's phoning he picked up. I asked him why he didn't phone me so he said he went early to the event and did not hear his phone. They were having a beer he said! I said Oh OK, what time is Robbie starting to sing? He said 22:00 (Now keep in mind it is at a school)
Now here is how I caught him out! First of all, I studied teaching, but it doesn’t take a teacher to know this:
A: No school will allow alcohol on premises on a week night.
B: No school will host an event after 22:00, again, on a week night (children needs to sleep for the next day of school)
This is enough to know he lied….. It turned out that they actually went to Malonies in Johannesburg for the evening….. My fiancé had a (needless to say) hell of a hangover!!!
How did I confirm it? Obviously I am a lady loving internet. I’ve done a search on Mr. Robbie Wessels and traced his performance dates to where I saw that he certainly didn’t sing at a school…. but confirmed the (Malonies) venue.....
The next day I phoned my fiancé “to confirm the schools name” NEEDLESS TO SAY: HE COULDN’T REMEMBER WHAT SCHOOL IT IS!!!!!
B U S T E D!!!!!! I was furios!!!!
2007-06-21 00:51:43 · answer #2 · answered by poepies 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i was younger,my family and i were driving down to "klerksdorp"(a real Afrikaans town)to go visit my aunt.as we drove into the town i read this sign that said"inryteater".i asked my mom what on earth an "inryteater"is,she was not quite sure what i was talking about,she made a u-turn and went back to the sign only to realize it said "drive-in" but in Afrikaans!!!!i still get ripped off about that every time i see my aunt.....
2007-06-21 00:10:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Labour government would be a socialist government. Ha! how we laughed.
2007-06-20 22:38:57 · answer #4 · answered by fatherf.lotski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was young i thought Guerrilla's were apes. and was terribly worried that apes were attacking people.
2007-06-20 22:48:51 · answer #5 · answered by Traveler 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋