Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous.
But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairylegs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."
So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother. "This is a job for Mama."
2007-06-20 22:27:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha thats hilariouss.....nice joke =).....5 stars!!! lol....keep posting more.....here a joke for you....
A retired gentlemen went into the social security office to apply for Social Security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "Will I have to go home and come back now?" he asks. The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too."
2007-06-21 04:45:04 · answer #1 · answered by teanah203 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats about as funny as a shruinken in the eyeball!!
2007-06-20 22:42:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA nice heres one for you we got told the other day - A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
2016-05-21 08:16:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't sar you because of the joke but because you look so hot (if that is your pecture in your avatar that is).
good luck.
2007-06-20 22:42:00 · answer #4 · answered by john 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Da iawn
2007-06-21 09:05:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find that joke degrading to us well endowed men.
2007-06-20 22:31:13 · answer #6 · answered by fatherf.lotski 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pmsl very funny hahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-06-21 00:01:32 · answer #7 · answered by leigh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy Fuckin' Crap! That was truly awesome! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Star for you Honey!!!
2007-06-20 22:50:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yawn.... zzzzzzzzzzzz
2007-06-20 22:45:07 · answer #9 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahaha
2007-06-20 22:53:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋