A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions. The first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N & V painted on his chest.
"Wow, great outfit, what have you come as?"
"I'm green with NV" says the guest.
The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in."
The next guest arrives and the host
opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts.
"Wow, great outfit, what have you come as?"
She replies, "I'm tickled pink." The host says, "I love it, come on in."
Later the doorbell goes, and the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick, They are standing naked one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the other with his knob stuck in a pear.
"What the hell is this supposed to be?!?!"
Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here has just come in despair"
2007-06-20 21:58:45 · 12 answers · asked by Michael G 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao brill. star for you lol best joke i've heard on here for a few hrs. i am putting this in an email and sending it off lmfao lol my ribs are hurting tff. omg cant stop laughin and typing tff. thanks a bunch for the laugh. whew wheww hahahahahahhahah oh oh oook i think im good now. lol nope here comes anohter spell. lol. ok im really done now i hope. great joke wish i could give u a mill stars. but here is one for now
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2016-10-18 05:41:09 · answer #2 · answered by maxey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crackin Joke - LMAO!
2007-06-20 22:41:33 · answer #3 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 very funny
have a star!
2007-06-20 22:22:48 · answer #4 · answered by Woodman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL was laughin for a whole minute :D
2007-06-20 22:21:05 · answer #5 · answered by Katziie .x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! Thats funni!
2007-06-20 22:04:51 · answer #6 · answered by Sheila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke man loll
2007-06-21 02:20:27 · answer #7 · answered by Wilson J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2007-06-20 22:05:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah! this was freaking hilarious. loved it.
2007-06-20 22:09:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes this is funny.
2007-06-20 22:02:24 · answer #10 · answered by AnswerGeek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋