A small wimpy man sitting in a bar minding his own business was enjoying his drink when a big ully type comes an sits next to him. Sizing the lil guy up he suddenly let fly a karate chop catching the poor guy by surprise and floors him. Getting up, he says "What was that for??" The big guy says Karate...From Japan.. Letting that go the lil guy sits himself back again and has barely taken a sip when Wham! another blow floors him... He looks at his antagoniser and asks ....what was that for??? The guy replies....Savate from France.... This goes on for a while and the lil guy gets up and leaves... A while later he comes back and creeping up silently behind the big guy lands a blow on his head which completely knocks him out cold.... says the little guy to the barkep...."When he comes to, tell him it was a crowbar from Sears!!!"
2007-06-20
21:54:31
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