A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500. So, they spent the night together.
In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a check for $250 and enclosed a note:
"Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied;
2. There was plenty of heat;
3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."
2007-06-20 21:33:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply:
"Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.
2007-06-20 21:34:08 · update #1
most excellent....i'd give you 2 stars if i could
2007-06-20 21:37:47 · answer #1 · answered by skippa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"How do you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely?" A very fair argument. The man should feel ashamed to have sent the cheque for $250 and that too with such a nasty note. It is breach of agreement and confidence.
I have given you a star. Keep it up!
2007-06-20 22:11:37 · answer #2 · answered by Hobby 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A broad-minded joke! Lot of room to manouevre, warmth, and good occupation, this joke writing&posting!
2007-06-20 21:56:09 · answer #3 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just got this on my e-mail a few days ago. Very filthy but very funny!
2007-06-20 21:37:47 · answer #4 · answered by Serendipity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, feisty chick!! That's awesome!!! Sometimes I wish I was that quick.
2007-06-20 21:37:44 · answer #5 · answered by mercedestheslayer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it! It's still a good one. Rock on!
2007-06-20 21:36:40 · answer #6 · answered by jezzybell724 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one! But I have heard it b4
Keep it up
2007-06-20 21:41:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! I would share this joke with my friends.
2007-06-20 21:37:53 · answer #8 · answered by scarlet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it funny!
2007-06-20 21:49:25 · answer #9 · answered by *Kelandra* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow wtg E keep it up
2007-06-20 21:39:15 · answer #10 · answered by Gina B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋