The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S @SS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S @SS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor
to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline:
NUN HAS THE BEST @SS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey
so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN SELLS @SS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER @SS IS WILD AND FREE.
Alas ... The Bishop was buried the next day.
MORAL OF THE STORY???
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
So, be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's @ss and you'll live longer !!!
2007-06-20 20:35:08 · 14 answers · asked by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i know its an oldie.. but, hope i made you smile.. star if u like..
2007-06-20 20:37:17 · update #1
honestly i love this. now, everyone is too bothered by what others think and see of them. it makes their own lives hard and miserable.
we lead our lives for ourselves. dont ever trap urself in those rumbles and nonsenses! :)
cheers!
2007-06-20 20:46:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was fun....Here's another on the same lines... A pastor lost is @ss. So in the next congregation he asks... "has anyone seen an @ss?" everyone stood up ....realising his mistake he asks " I mean, has anyone seen my @ss?" All the nuns stood up....
2007-06-20 20:47:43 · answer #2 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so true,10/10 also one should never care about what other ppl say you can't hold their tongues. star for you
2007-06-20 20:42:49 · answer #3 · answered by Ash 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats one of the best.And your comment is true.A star for you.
2007-06-20 20:58:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!! Superb joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!!
"It's not the size of the tool, but how you use it!"
2007-06-20 20:45:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe great joke and great moral. just killed two birds with one stone ya did. star for you.
2007-06-20 20:49:10 · answer #6 · answered by Gina B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2016-04-01 09:15:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i liked it very much and yes you did make me smile !!! =D
2007-06-20 20:53:21 · answer #8 · answered by RENE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it really made my day.
:)
2007-06-24 23:05:55 · answer #9 · answered by Kay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-26 19:20:27 · answer #10 · answered by p00nin1 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋