A guy walks into a pharmacy (drugstore) and says:
“I’d like to buy 50 condoms”
Behind him – 2 girls start giggling.
He turns to them, looks at them for a second and then turns back to the pharmacist and replies:
“52!”.
From advertising:
For thrill-seekers and risk-amateurs – Try the new condoms Fifty-Fifty! Buy 5 and you receive a pram for free!
Whenever you go to the pharmacy to buy condoms, don’t forget to ask the pharmacist:
“OK, but do you have a room where I can try them on, I just don’t know if it’s my size.
(!) *Have sex. Have fun. Use a condom. Use a good one. (Hope you’re over 18 if you’re reading this:)* – The sex/fun/condom was not a joke by the way:)
Don’t forget to *STAR* (only if funny)+ tell me if you’ve heard any of them B4 if you got the time.
2007-06-20 20:30:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was this guy on the bus with 5 babies, all appearing to be more or less the same age...An elderly lady sitting next to him asks...are these yours? he replies no...I work for a condom company and these are customer complaints!!!!!
2007-06-20 20:39:42 · answer #1 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hey your full of them this morning! Your making my morning worth getting up so early! So what do you do? How old are you? How long have you had a computer? Do you have a girlfriend? I'm just getting started on the computer, I think I told you that before. I'm very bored with my life! Well better let you go for now. Give you time to do your stuff! Get back with me OK? SNOOKS2468
2007-06-20 21:59:43 · answer #2 · answered by snooks2468 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Take a star
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I would like to add a joke on it ……..
Three lady secretaries (L.S.) from a co. meet on a train
1st L.S. – I saw some condoms in the boss drawer
2nd L.S. – I punctured them
the 3rd one faints………………??????????
Reply ur comments back…
2007-06-20 21:53:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I hate to contribute to this but..."before you attack her, cover your whacker" is one I remember from Jr. High.
Don't count on condoms though people. I know three who's lives were ruined because of false security in them, and they were used correctly!!!
2007-06-20 20:35:02 · answer #4 · answered by SwtPea01 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! WOW! THIS IS SO EDUCATIVELY FUNNY! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
"While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis!"
2007-06-20 20:39:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
stupid
2007-06-20 20:36:07 · answer #6 · answered by how u doin 1 · 2⤊ 3⤋