The Ranchers Wife
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night He returned around 2:30 a m, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow
sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off
my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"
2007-06-20 19:51:56 · 10 answers · asked by PixmaDude 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent
hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
2007-06-24 19:20:05 · answer #1 · answered by Oops 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Never saw that coming, way to go dude. LOL A star for you:-)
2007-06-20 23:59:42 · answer #2 · answered by Cheryl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEEEEE HAAAA!!! Gay cowboys....Wht next??? We should call him "climboutofmyclothes Jane!!!!"
2007-06-20 20:25:22 · answer #3 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this one but it was a butler haha. not a gay cowboy. haha. but i guess that butler is a gay too! hahah :)
2007-06-20 20:01:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2007-06-20 19:54:25 · answer #5 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great, I thought she was going to try to fu*k him.lol
2007-06-24 13:46:07 · answer #6 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL.. omg, that was a good one! I didn't see that coming!
2007-06-20 19:56:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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I honestly did not see that coming. Kudos, and a star! ^_^
2007-06-20 20:31:38 · answer #8 · answered by *Gerry'sBaby* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha!! What a good one!!!
2007-06-20 19:54:46 · answer #9 · answered by leeceegee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this another way but its stillllllllllllll funnnnnnnnnny thanks for the laugh. lol
2007-06-20 21:06:29 · answer #10 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋