2007-06-20 18:36:49 · 18 answers · asked by tsukuyamae 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: What did the bra say to the top hat?
A: You go on ahead, I'm gonna give these two a lift.
2007-06-20 18:38:43 · answer #1 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor." I really am. I don't know what came over me! On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.
Now...what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied
2007-06-21 12:03:40 · answer #2 · answered by pbandj 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Tom said 'Sam, As soon as I get home I'm gonna rip the wife's knickers off.'
Sam 'Whys that, Tom?'
'Cos the bloody elastic is killing me!' came the reply.
Police came to the factory looking for a suspect called Johnny Fukbrake. The foreman said he didnt know any such person but to be sure he turned to the workers and shouted 'hey, do we have a Fukbrake here?'
From the back came a loud reply.'Fukbrake. Why we dont even have a tea break here!'
2007-06-21 01:57:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
It’s a Sunday afternoon in a beautiful New England town and a priest is taking a stroll after services through the park that is adjacent to his church. He walks along enjoying the sun and the mild weather when he happens by a cute 6
year old girl sitting on the sidewalk, wearing her pretty pink gingham Sunday dress and playing with her little dog.
The priest asks, "what is your name little girl?"
"My name is Blossom," says the little girl.
“That’s an unusual name”, says the priest, “However did you come to be named Blossom?”
“Well when my mommy was pregnant with me she was sitting under that very tree and a blossom fell down and landed on her tummy, and that’s why they call me Blossom”
“Why that’s a lovely story” replied the priest, “And what’s your little dog’s Name”?
“His name is Porky”
“Oh? And why is he called Porky?”
“BECAUSE HE LIKES TO F*CK PIGS!!!”
2007-06-21 16:01:34 · answer #4 · answered by elgüero 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Bad Luck
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" She asked gently.
"I think you bring me bad luck."
2007-06-21 17:06:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
What kind of Bee makes milk
A Boobie
lol
2007-06-21 01:38:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
Two muffins are in a 350 degree oven. One of them says to the other "Whew! It sure is hot in here!"
And the other one goes "Holy $***! A talking muffin!"
2007-06-21 01:39:18 · answer #7 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his private part and the bartender says hey man why do you have a steering wheel on your private part and the pirate says argh it's driving me nuts!
2007-06-21 01:50:28 · answer #8 · answered by whoadude0923 1 · 4⤊ 4⤋
A guy walks into a doctor's office with a frog on his head. The doctor says, "What seems to be the problem?" The frog says, "It all started with a bump on my a**."
2007-06-21 01:44:04 · answer #9 · answered by Rabbit 1 · 4⤊ 3⤋
heres a saying bras are like friends there for support and close to your heart
2007-06-21 01:42:11 · answer #10 · answered by dee 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋