So, I was wondering...do God and Satan use the same contractor? Also, is the guy any good? I mean, if the workmanship is shoddy, I'm thinking that perhaps I'll be able to break out of hell and slip into heaven. I'm just too charming for hell; plus, I'm afraid all the humidity there would mess with my good looks: Jack is just not at his best when sweating.
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2007-06-20 17:46:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I checked the yellow pages for "Etheral Gates", but couldn't find anything. It might be a fencing company. In fact the line in the Bible where Jesus said "I have come here not to bring peace, but a sword" had "sword" translated from "fencing saber", but the original translation was just "fencing". This would also explain the sword guarding Eden.
2007-06-20 18:45:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God's gates are non-union labor.
Everyone knows all contractors go to Hell.
2007-06-21 00:50:29 · answer #2 · answered by whois1957 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Questions about constructions should be brought to the maintenance and remodeling category. Stupidity questions should stay off all together.
2007-06-21 00:51:40 · answer #3 · answered by joe_on_drums 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pearly Gates
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearly_gates
http://www.stockillustration.com/cgi-bin/if/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Things/Heaven,_Pearly_Gates&image=13075_Pearly_Gates.jpg&img=&tt=
Gates of Hell
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gates_of_Hell
think hell will be hard to get out of...lol
2007-06-21 01:11:34 · answer #4 · answered by customcobler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think most likely they had different people do the gates. and if its God don't you think he just said pearly gates be made and they were
2007-06-21 00:51:30 · answer #5 · answered by RENE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the guy they use goes by the name of Bill....(lame I know)
2007-06-21 00:53:04 · answer #6 · answered by MotherMayI? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what? oh no. Hell isn't Satan's property.
2007-06-21 00:55:45 · answer #7 · answered by Hey, Ray 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*laugh* Now THAT was funny.
2007-06-21 00:49:36 · answer #8 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋