Here's some jokes i found online for ya..just hoping to share a laugh tonight.
What has 90 balls and screws little old ladies?
Bingo.
The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'
The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'
The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'
The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'
I've use up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead
What happened when Jesus went up to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat him up.
Drive carefully. 90% of the people on the road are caused by accident
Roses are redish,
Violets are blueish,
If it wasn't for Christmas,
We'd all be Jewish.
Have a good night!!!LOL
2007-06-20 17:28:34 · 16 answers · asked by Smart Ash 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Bingo has only 75 balls dear!
Why did Dairy Queen become pregnant?------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Because Burger King couldn't control his whopper!
2007-06-20 17:35:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-28 05:17:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You missed one .....
The graduate with theology degree will be the one with answer : 'Because god says so'
(ok .... I am trying to keep it within religious context :P)
2007-06-20 17:35:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....here's one for ya Ash from one of my 8yr old twins....
Whats 40 ft long and smells like pee?
The linedancers at the old folks home!
2007-06-20 17:59:22 · answer #4 · answered by trinity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have an arts degree...what are you trying to say?
2007-06-20 17:31:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bada-Bing!
2007-06-20 17:33:34 · answer #6 · answered by Howdy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fries part was neat and OH so true!
2007-06-20 17:33:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I find this quite funny.Thanks for the laugh!!!
2007-06-20 17:32:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank You!!
WoooHooo!!
2007-06-20 17:32:13 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Good night!
2007-06-20 17:31:22 · answer #10 · answered by Prada 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the laughter.
Ado, Ado, - whoops I just went poo. :>o
LOL
2007-06-20 17:34:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋