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What do you give a pig with a sprained ankle

Does anybody know? I don't want to pay "Last Comic Standing" 99 cents.

2007-06-20 17:13:49 · 15 answers · asked by Turd Ferguson 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

oink-ment

2007-06-20 17:15:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

I badly sprained my ankle about 3 weeks ago. I was in a hurry going down the stairs, lost my balance and landed on a bad side of my left foot, causing my left ankle to be stretched going on the inside. The first 48 hours were excruciating and the pain was un-believable. I've never had a serious ankle injury before.

So I immediately treated it using the RICE method. The following day, the bruising and swelling were so horrible. I found out that I got a second degree sprain and immediately panicked after that. I had a football game on that week and it been looking forward to it because I've been training for rt. I had teammates that had similar injuries and it took them months to fully recover, some of them stopped playing altogether. So I kinda had a short-term depression because I can't imagine myself not being able to run and play sports anymore.

Because I was so desperate to recover again, I contacted a lot of people that I know who do sports and asked them if they had similar injuries. One friend of mine, from the boy's football team in my university, told me about H.E.M. Ankle Rehab. I got a copy 4 days after I got injured. I immediately read and followed what was instructed and felt improvement on the first day. I was able to walk a bit, but I was in pain.

A couple of days after that, the swelling and bruising were subsid-ing significantly and on the fourth day, I was walking comfortably again. Although I've had felt a bit of stiffness, I continued doing what was instructed. My sister was surprised that I have recovered this fast. I told her about this book and was shocked on how effective the procedures were. I'm just so happy that this book was shared to me and how effective it is.

Heal your ankle fully & fast?

2016-05-18 07:16:26 · answer #2 · answered by Elena 4 · 0 0

be certain he does not roam around too a lot. it quite is achievable he would have sprained it, yet purely be certain he's taking it common. do no longer take him out of his cage to discover till you bypass to a vet and get a greater stepped forward answer! good success, wish he feels greater advantageous quickly :)

2016-09-28 05:16:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I thought about this all night.......how sad. I finally came up with the only logical answer. You give the pig a "squeal-chair".

2007-06-21 11:21:52 · answer #4 · answered by Kay-Dub 1 · 0 0

I dont know ask your mom I saw her in the er today.

2007-06-20 17:16:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

a ham string

2007-06-20 17:19:02 · answer #6 · answered by million$gon 7 · 1 0

this question has been asked already today

2007-06-20 17:20:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

an apple?

2007-06-20 17:16:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you give it some "sweet sweet" loving!

2007-06-22 12:35:49 · answer #9 · answered by Kaitlyn 1 · 0 0

bullet

2007-06-20 17:16:35 · answer #10 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 0 0

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