An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for years. He had a large
pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
and some orange and peach trees. The pond was ideal for swimming, although he
rarely did that anymore.
One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket with which
to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to
the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the
bucke! t up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.
2007-06-20 16:20:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious!
2007-06-20 16:24:19 · answer #1 · answered by the answerer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-20 16:34:22 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!!
2007-06-20 16:28:24 · answer #3 · answered by xnsanemaryjanex 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can practically imagine the situation.
and everytime i do that, i cant stop laughing...
here you go.. starred.
2007-06-20 18:01:50 · answer #4 · answered by alien 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOl
that's good
2007-06-20 17:20:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that was really good, I loved it! Just loved it, Thank You!!!!
2007-06-20 16:31:38 · answer #6 · answered by mouse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great stuff... Have a star, you earned it!
2007-06-20 16:26:28 · answer #7 · answered by San La Muerte 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-06-20 16:26:48 · answer #8 · answered by Gardenia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-20 16:47:40 · answer #9 · answered by Antoine J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I resemble that remark.
2007-06-20 16:26:33 · answer #10 · answered by SPATTMAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋