Oldest Profession
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession."
The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine."
Then, the lawyer spoke up. "Yes," he said, "But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?"
2007-06-20 16:17:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Erica. it just meant the lawyers are the ones who created the chaos and confusion in the universe. :) Hope u get it know.
2007-06-20 17:42:35 · update #1
hahaha
2007-06-20 17:36:47 · answer #1 · answered by Oh_cielos 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-06-20 16:20:48 · answer #2 · answered by the answerer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-20 16:35:03 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-06-20 16:28:46 · answer #4 · answered by C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it, i would give you a * but i don't get it sry
2007-06-20 17:03:11 · answer #5 · answered by Erica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...heh...good one =)
2007-06-20 17:00:02 · answer #6 · answered by Jake S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid
2007-06-20 17:24:11 · answer #7 · answered by cheryle 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
:)
2007-06-20 16:48:28 · answer #8 · answered by Antoine J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋