Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: Negative. I say again, You will have to divert your course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER US LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
2007-06-20 15:03:54 · 12 answers · asked by Mike 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha im a proud american
and i find this funny.
i wont say no more.
2007-06-20 15:11:35 · answer #1 · answered by nybabyblu 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd say most of us are stubborn. They don't let stupid poeple into the military to sail Navy Ships.
I've heard your story before but there were no countries named. You must have heard it differently or just have something against the USA or something.
2007-06-20 22:12:00 · answer #2 · answered by OLLIE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep - I'm married to an officer in the USN. Stubborn he IS.
2007-06-20 22:20:50 · answer #3 · answered by Who's sarcastic? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh some a little of both
2007-06-21 07:31:21 · answer #4 · answered by sharon b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOW HEAR THIS! NOW HEAR THIS! We are 15 degrees NNE! Of the selected TARGET. Moving at a rate of 29 knots. Eta 17:00hrs! mission! to pick up survivers. NOW HEAR THIS! NOW HEAR THIS! Can you hear me?? GODDAMIT the megaphone is BUST??
2007-06-21 04:30:17 · answer #5 · answered by JOKERSWILD 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!
2007-06-20 22:12:33 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like our current leader STUPID
2007-06-21 00:14:21 · answer #7 · answered by C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHHa thats funny!
2007-06-20 23:30:07 · answer #8 · answered by risa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds about right....
its star time
2007-06-20 22:50:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
sTaR =)
2007-06-20 22:07:57 · answer #10 · answered by ...I Just Wanted My Phone Call.. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋