A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her habit to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity
2007-06-20 15:03:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's wrong.....but funny :-)
2007-06-20 15:09:40 · answer #1 · answered by steeler_chic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny keep em coming
2007-06-20 22:13:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it souns like a funny dirty joke to me
2007-06-21 04:38:55 · answer #3 · answered by chrisvoulg1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-06-21 04:58:46 · answer #4 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes that's also very old, try looking at a different website for your questions
2007-06-20 22:10:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
lmfao
2007-06-20 22:20:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-06-21 04:23:31 · answer #7 · answered by francis f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was good, but DONT EVER PUT MORALS AT END OF JOKES !
2007-06-20 22:18:12 · answer #8 · answered by ;-) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good one! lol!
2007-06-20 22:09:44 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
2007-06-21 03:24:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross........but funny
2007-06-20 22:10:14 · answer #11 · answered by ...I Just Wanted My Phone Call.. 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋