Greatest and Funniest "pick up lines"?

Question

I wanna know which ones you know... post all the ones that you know please! I am dyin to hear! Thanx and God bless!

Answer 1

i have a whole buch of them here

I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.

• Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.

• I didn’t know that Miss America lived here!

• Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away

I noticed you noticing me, and I’d like to notify you that I noticed you, too.

• Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

• I haven’t taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra.

• Are you Jamaican? ’Cause ja makin’ me crazy.

• Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he’s a lucky man?

Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"

• Do you know karate? ’Cause your body sure is kickin’!

• I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

• If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

• What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
is ur dadddy a terriost cause u r the bomb

r u a parking ticket cause u got FINE written all over u

if i said u had a nice body would u hold it against me

is that a mirriro in ur pocket cause i can see myself in ur pants

u been a bad girl im sending u to my room

hey ill show u the hard ware u just got to let me stick my floopy disk in ur hard drive

• Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.

• Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!

• Are you from Tennessee? ’Cause you’re the only ten-I-see.

• Damn! And I thought I was good looking!

• My last name is "Visa," because I’m everywhere you want to be!

• You come on as strong as a garlic milkshake!

• Your smile is as sweet as the sunlight.

• My friend wants to know if you think I’m cute.

• I’ve seen you at the grocery store, baby; you’re always in the same isles as the sugar, ’cause you’re so sweet.

• Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

• I only thought about you once today--I just never stopped.

• If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world.

• OK, I’m here, what’s your next wish?

• You’re so sweet, you give me a toothache.

• You never got a second chance to make a first impression.

• Wanna see some pictures of my kids?

• Drop the zero and get with a hero, baby.

• Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.

• Baby, you make me melt like an M & M in your mouth.

• You’re the best looking girl I’ve seen in a while.

They say milk does the body good, but damn, how much have you been drinking?

• Your name must be Campbell ’cause you’re Mmm! Mmm! Good.

• Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over your face.

• Out of all the fish in the sea, you’re the one I got hooked on.

• You must have been a Girl Scout because you have my heart all tied up in knots.

• Hi, my name’s Doug. That’s "God" spelled backwards with a little bit of "u" in it.

• Hey, haven’t I seen you before? Oh, yeah, it was in my dreams!

• I’m not like all the other guys.

• I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I’ll make your bed rock.

• What planet are you from? ’Cause I’ve never seen anyone like you before!

• You give me a reason to wake up every day.

• I don’t know if you are beautiful or not; I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.

• I made a wish on a falling star, and you just made my wish come true!

• Your father must be a weapons specialist because you are the bomb!

• Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can really see myself in them

I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.

Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell in love

What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.

Are your legs tired? 'cause you been running through my mind ALL day long.

Are you lost? 'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

Is your father a thief? 'cause he stole the sparkle from the stars, and put it in your eyes. (yo, watch out though, and be prepared with a snappy answer just in case she says 'yes')

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.

If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?

Can I see that label? I just wanted to know if you were made in heaven.

Do you like raisins? How about a date?

So... How am I doin'?

I miss my teddy bear...Would you sleep with me?

You look great and all, but do you know what'd really look good on you? Me.

Could I get some directions? ("To where?" To your heart.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Look at you, with all those curves, and me with no brakes.

Can I flirt with you?

Hi, my name's _____, but you can call me "lover".

(another quarter line). Could I borrow a quarter? 'cause I just want to call your mother and thank her.

(lick your finger and then touch her shirt). Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes.

What do you like for breakfast?

Say, did we go to different schools together?

Hi, my name is _____, how do you like me so far?

(At the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Can I help?

Woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You : "Do you have the
energy?"

You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

I'm new in town...could you give me directions to your apartment?

I think you're the most beautiful girl I've seen...on a Wednesday

I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed?

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

Are you religious? Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers.

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt) When you fell out of heaven.

Inheriting 80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now.

Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.

Answer 2

I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your bedrock.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

Is your dad a baker? Cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Are you an astronaut cause your out of this world.

Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!

Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

Hey, your name is sexy, right?

Are you a fisherman because you've got me on the hook.

Looking at a rose is like looking at your beautiful face.

If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.

Baby whatever your serving you better give me a double.

Girl you like a side of good god wrapped up in have mercy would a side of mmmm................

I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

You smell lets go take a shower.

Hey honey, when are you gonna let me cook dinner for you?

Answer 3

Redneck Man's pick up lines

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the
ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Answer 4

Guy:: Doe your dad own a juice factory?
Girl:: No, Why?
Guy:: Because you are so VeryFine.

VeryFine is a juice company, I know they sell juice in New England, but not the Mid West so some might not get this pick up line.

Answer 5

Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you.

if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together.

Answer 6

Do you know Karate? cuz your bodys kickin"

boy: did it hurt?
girl: did what hurt?
boy: when you fell from heaven

i lost my number, can i have yours?

hey, i noticed you noticing me, so i wanted to give you notice, that i noticed you back

does your feet hurt, cuz you've been running threw my mind all day

boy: do you know who you look like?
girl: who?
boy: my next girl friend

Answer 7

is that a mirror in your back pocket, cause i can see myself in your pants.

do you have any change..... my mom told me to call home when i found the women of my dreams

Answer 8

Can I buy you a drink, or would you rather just have the money?