hair saloon with headphones and a cd player on to get her hair done.She goes up to one of the sylist and asks"can i have my hair done?" "SURE but you have to take your headphones off." "Oh...if i take them off,i die..." "You won't die if you take your headphones off!"So the blonde takes them off and sits in the chair.5 minutes later she was dead.The hair stylist was shocked to see the blonde die.She got the headphones and put them on.She heard"Breath in,breath out,breath in..."
A blonde,a red head,and a brunette were about to get killed by the cops.It was the brunette's turn to get shot first.The cops said "Ready,set--"and the brunette yells out"EARTHQUAKE!!!"the cops get startled and the brunette runs away.Now it was the red head's turn.The cops tried again.."Ready,aim--"
and then the red head shouts "TORNADO!!!"the cops get startled again and the red head runs away..Now it was the blonde's turn.The cops said"Ready,aim--" and the blonde yells "FIRE!"
2007-06-20 14:34:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH MY! my first laugh after all the dumb jokes!
2007-06-20 14:50:31 · answer #1 · answered by louis o 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha as a blonde i think those are funny still.i dont take offense with blonde jokes because i'm a smart blonde!10/10 great
2007-06-20 15:25:34 · answer #2 · answered by Ladyinpinkッ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love blond jokes!
2007-06-20 15:26:02 · answer #3 · answered by xnsanemaryjanex 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love the 2nd 1
2007-06-20 14:54:35 · answer #4 · answered by monkeyfreak_09 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-20 14:44:47 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha
i had heard the second one but not the first...
heheh star for a great joke
2007-06-20 14:38:16 · answer #6 · answered by Nicolette Martin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the first is the best, and for that
l award you a star
2007-06-20 15:53:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great yet Mary Clancy is going as much as Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning provider, and she or he's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, costly?" She says, "Oh, Father, i've got have been given undesirable information. My husband handed directly to the whole beyond final night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, it somewhat is undesirable. tell me, Mary, did he have any final requests?" She says, "That he did, Father..." The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?" She says, "He reported, 'Please, Mary, positioned down that rattling gun...'"
2016-12-08 15:06:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wockowocko thats funny azz joke
2007-06-20 14:46:36 · answer #9 · answered by killerex238 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!! I ♥ them. The second one i submitted b4, though. But they still rock!
2007-06-20 14:39:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋