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Do they get to finish and wash up???

2007-06-20 14:05:45 · 17 answers · asked by Stew 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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There will be no rapture because there is no God.

2007-06-20 14:11:03 · answer #1 · answered by Open your eyes 4 · 2 1

Like the ones in Jurassic Park?

2007-06-20 21:56:30 · answer #2 · answered by Active Denial System™ 6 · 0 0

I suppose if both partners are raptured, they can fornicate all the way up to heaven.

2007-06-21 06:50:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Both people better hope they get "called". Imagine being Left Behind when your spouse goes up, especially if you were on top...

2007-06-20 21:13:31 · answer #4 · answered by mikalina 4 · 0 0

They will probably be just like the frogs we used to throw over the fence.

2007-06-20 21:12:40 · answer #5 · answered by neptune 3 · 0 0

no it is in the bible that it will happen in a twinkle of an eye, and don't forget what the word says about the fact that there is NO male nor female in heaven
just spiritual body's. Watch means there will be NO sex for us in heaven.
(so you all better get it down here while you can!!!!!

2007-06-20 23:18:29 · answer #6 · answered by under his feathers 6 · 0 3

God will answer my prayer and postpone the rapture until I'm done.

2007-06-20 21:10:24 · answer #7 · answered by TRACER ™ 6 · 3 1

My guess would be either somebody would be instantly without a partner, or they would find themselves boinking in the clouds among angels. :P

2007-06-20 21:15:54 · answer #8 · answered by Banned 4 B N Bad 2 · 0 0

If you finsh before the rapture, you're not doing it right.

2007-06-20 21:10:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

There are a lot of misconceptions about the rapture.

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2007-06-20 21:09:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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