Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist - he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."
Immediately, the husband drove downtown to accuse the pharmacist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the pharmacist told him, "Now, just a minute - listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, but I'll be danged if I didn't lock the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store, there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing its head off. "
"Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels - the phone is still ringing - when I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor and broke. The phone is still ringing and it won't let up, I finally got back to answer it."
The pharmacist continues, "It was your wife - she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. Well, Mister, I TOLD HER!!!"
2007-06-20 13:02:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL the best!!!!!!!!!!! STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL THE SUPER BEST! LOL
2007-06-22 06:16:43 · answer #1 · answered by Just Mckale 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no longer realy specific what you're attempting to end with all of this which you published yet i presumed it develop into worth of a reaction. even nevertheless I carry to Christian values and moralities i do no longer evaluate myself an straight forward Christian fool. i understand what you're talking approximately, confident certainly. there are a lot of human beings claiming to be Christians that are certainly idiots and don't something yet reason extra concern than good. i assume you ought to declare i'm an open minded knowledgeable Christian. I certainly have been focussing on discovering the fact and history of the Christian faith. i'm discovering Hebrew and Greek so i will wisely examine and understand basically precisely what the Bible says and basically what Christianity is meant to be. From my information of the history of Christianity, the form of Christianity we've at present isn't something like it develop into 1900 years in the past whilst the 1st Christians lived. i might say if the Christians of the 1st, 2d and third Centuries advert found out what a monster the Christian faith has became into they might have under no circumstances permit the Romans throw them to the lions and be fodder for the Gladiators in coaching. properly having suggested that that's basically the opinion of an informed Christian fool.
2016-10-18 04:55:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serves the husband right, very funny
2007-06-20 13:36:33 · answer #3 · answered by ooh2sweet2b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. that woman was a little too sensitive. Haha. Just like we all sometimes do. :x But well it is a gd joke :)
2007-06-20 15:16:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-20 13:38:23 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great...and believe me, the pharmacy is a hella place to work!
2007-06-27 11:02:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny!
2007-06-20 14:44:55 · answer #7 · answered by risa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that's a good one
2007-06-20 13:07:02 · answer #8 · answered by BeautifulDisaster 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!! and really, not too long for people just spending time on YA jokes/riddles. :-)
2007-06-20 15:58:43 · answer #9 · answered by bb jo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow...you went through alot for that one....it was funny though.
2007-06-20 13:11:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, why was she complaining? She got her instructions!!
2007-06-21 00:29:21 · answer #11 · answered by April J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋