Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."
They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their
claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I AM officially the smallest
person in the world." Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated, "Who the fcuk is Camilla Parker Bowles?"
2007-06-20 11:17:55 · 14 answers · asked by Gezza D 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very nice!!! hahahahhaha
2007-06-20 11:20:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
THAT is frickin' HILARIOUS!!!!
I can't wait to tell it at work tomorrow....thanks for making me laugh out loud on a really crappy (up to now, lol) day!!!
I scared the cat, though....
2007-06-20 11:22:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny joke
2007-06-20 11:22:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very nice
hahahahhaha hahahahhaha hahahahhaha
2007-06-24 07:30:38 · answer #4 · answered by Oops 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woah dude. l0l. that was frickin hilarious.
2007-06-20 11:52:29 · answer #5 · answered by Forever the Sickest Kim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
frickin rockin!!! thats one ugly beeeeotch!
2007-06-20 11:21:40 · answer #6 · answered by Nikki C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha cheek of the week!!!
2007-06-20 11:21:48 · answer #7 · answered by Marz-2kaii8 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tres bonne!
2007-06-20 11:22:38 · answer #8 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one!! ha ha, thats one ugly beeatch....
2007-06-20 11:26:43 · answer #9 · answered by kirstyyy :) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats cute
(:
2007-06-20 11:21:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋