>>A little boy asks his father, "Daddy, how was i born?"
>>the father answers
>>
>>Well son, i guess one day you will need to find out anyway!, your mom and i first got together in a chat room on yahoo. then i set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber - cafe'. I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
>>
>>As soon as i was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little pop- up appeared and said
>>" Youve got male"
2007-06-20 10:57:02 · 38 answers · asked by tracieisland 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
glad you all like it.
2007-06-20 11:03:00 · update #1
ha thats a good one
2007-06-20 11:00:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
hi Mark thank you for the ten factors ! right here is what occurred the different day to me. Went into my community branch of sandwich makes Subway. there develop into 2 youthful woman approximately 18- 19 yo in front of me, and the member of workforce asked considered one of them if she wanted a 6 inch or 12 inch piece of bread? She suggested "6 inchs please, because it particularly is all i will take?" attempting to no longer laugh. yet she brust out giggling and had tears in eyes whilst i develop into asked the comparable question. I suggested "12 inchies please as i develop into no longer bending mine in a million/2 for every person?" Had the save in a uproar. Tut Tut ! Naughty minds Nessie 0 :- p
2016-10-18 04:37:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good modern slant, not a laugh, but a big smile.
2007-06-28 04:10:28 · answer #3 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave you a star for that one. Very clever
2007-06-20 16:08:54 · answer #4 · answered by CantGetThereFromHere 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good one
have a star
2007-06-27 14:17:03 · answer #5 · answered by L0V3_$T0N3D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ach that was lovely tee hee hee. hahaha
2007-06-26 22:44:51 · answer #6 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-06-20 11:03:35 · answer #7 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That would be the way to explain it in this day and age.Funny!
2007-06-28 09:45:13 · answer #8 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute! have a star.
2007-06-28 04:37:08 · answer #9 · answered by FuriousRain007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good pop up !
2007-06-28 10:22:18 · answer #10 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever & original.
Well done you, have a star!
Made me smile.
Anymore like that?
2007-06-20 11:43:07 · answer #11 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋